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Post by Condor on Nov 12, 2008 19:27:20 GMT -5
Why do they sell hot dogs 10 in a pack but only 8 buns in a pack? Tigger Answer: It's the natural order of things. Buns are always fatter than the dogs. Condor
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Post by Condor on Nov 12, 2008 19:34:30 GMT -5
why is everything we want at our fingertips.. But nothing we desire in our hands..? Answer: To keep us from losing perspective of the good things we do have. Condor
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Post by BAZ on Nov 12, 2008 20:35:42 GMT -5
Drink, drank, or drunk?
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Post by Condor on Nov 12, 2008 21:36:25 GMT -5
Answer: All three just before going kerplunk. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 6, 2009 15:15:48 GMT -5
Helloooo,
Got questions? I still have answers.
Condor
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WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
Posts: 1,391
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Post by WyckedWyre on Jun 6, 2009 15:45:27 GMT -5
How many stars are there at Woodward Ranch? ::)S
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Post by Condor on Jun 6, 2009 16:06:32 GMT -5
How many stars are there at Woodward Ranch? ::)S Two stars fulltime. One star part-time. One is Jan, and the other is Trey. During the Blitzes, you are the other. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 6, 2009 17:52:39 GMT -5
potato chips or pretzels? (glad to see this post ongoing)
KD
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Post by Condor on Jun 6, 2009 18:06:12 GMT -5
potato chips or pretzels? (glad to see this post ongoing) KD A good rockhound needs plenty of carbohydrates in order to collect massive amounts of rocks. Therefore the Condor must go with the way of the pretzel. Condor
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Post by sitnwrap on Jun 6, 2009 21:38:05 GMT -5
Oh, wise Condor, I have read all 26 pages of this thread and know you will have the answer I seek.
Why must all good things come to an end and why does my key keep getting stuck in the ignition?
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Post by Condor on Jun 6, 2009 22:09:00 GMT -5
Oh, wise Condor, I have read all 26 pages of this thread and know you will have the answer I seek. Why must all good things come to an end and why does my key keep getting stuck in the ignition? All good things must come to an end to give us time to reminisce when we feel times are getting rough. Your key keeps getting stuck in the ignition because it is a cheaply made key AND ignition. Condor
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Post by fishenman on Jun 6, 2009 22:19:06 GMT -5
Do you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain?
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Post by Condor on Jun 6, 2009 23:34:22 GMT -5
Do you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain? Only if the Condor can "Escape" to the beautiful Pacific Northwest to enjoy the rain. Condor
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Post by Bejewelme on Jun 8, 2009 10:30:55 GMT -5
What is the secret to a happy and long lasting marriage?
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Post by Condor on Jun 8, 2009 11:08:34 GMT -5
What is the secret to a happy and long lasting marriage? Answer: "Yes, Mommie Dearest." Condor
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herm
off to a rocking start
Member since October 2008
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Post by herm on Jun 8, 2009 14:29:48 GMT -5
Dear wise one, I'm thinking of making a backsplash for my kitchen using tumbled pebbles glued to a board then screwing said pebblecovered board to the wall. I did a test and I think it looks mighty spiffy indeed. However, when it comes down to making the actual backsplash, do ya think I need to grout it? I have an inborn fear of grout but if you say I have to do it, I will. Also, if you see a man on a subway sniffing his finger over and over again, is it wrong to laugh until you almost pee your pants? Thank you in advance for your answer.
I remain, Herm
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Post by Condor on Jun 8, 2009 18:03:07 GMT -5
Dear wise one, I'm thinking of making a backsplash for my kitchen using tumbled pebbles glued to a board then screwing said pebblecovered board to the wall. I did a test and I think it looks mighty spiffy indeed. However, when it comes down to making the actual backsplash, do ya think I need to grout it? I have an inborn fear of grout but if you say I have to do it, I will. Also, if you see a man on a subway sniffing his finger over and over again, is it wrong to laugh until you almost pee your pants? Thank you in advance for your answer. I remain, Herm Answer #1: The Condor sees a unique and one of a kind backsplash with thin grouting of your design that enhances and brings out the tumbled pebbles. Looking through his crystal monitor, the Condor sees lots of cluttered tumbled pebbles when there is no grout added. Answer #2: It is wrong if you do not laugh my friend for the finger-sniffer's goal in life is to make others do the laughing peepee and thereby providing good quality and cheap entertainment for him. It is the least that you can do for that poor soul. Condor
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Post by BAZ on Jun 8, 2009 18:39:05 GMT -5
Do you think my neighbor could really be that low as to poison my Weeping Willow?
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Post by Condor on Jun 8, 2009 18:54:22 GMT -5
Do you think my neighbor could really be that low as to poison my Weeping Willow? Answer: If your willow weeps no more after having wept for many a year, and it began to weep into thou neighbors yard, then yes, your willow may have been put out of its weeping misery. Let us hope such is not the case. Condor
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Post by sitnwrap on Jun 8, 2009 23:31:59 GMT -5
Who are they? Why do people always quote what they say and how did they become such experts in everything?
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