Post by sandsman1 on Jun 16, 2007 15:04:24 GMT -5
Subject: Multi-Letter Agencies
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> > 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private
> >investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection.
> > That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
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> >Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of
> >multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc., etc.
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> > Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security
> >Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in
> >their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.
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> >The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home
Land
> >Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
> >Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
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> >I feel safer already.
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> > 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private
> >investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection.
> > That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of
> >multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc., etc.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security
> >Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in
> >their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.
> >
> >The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home
Land
> >Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
> >Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
> >
> >I feel safer already.
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