Post by Jack ( Yorkshire) on Jun 26, 2007 3:59:22 GMT -5
Hi
I receved this today from a friend its great.
A good Blond joke
A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything
checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
Jack
Yorkshire UK
I receved this today from a friend its great.
A good Blond joke
A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything
checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
Jack
Yorkshire UK
