lndcrz47
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Post by lndcrz47 on Jul 25, 2007 1:26:47 GMT -5
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
as attributed to George Carlin
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I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth , Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if y ou're running from them..
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or try ing to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY
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Post by texaswoodie on Jul 25, 2007 6:57:34 GMT -5
Exactly!
Curt
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RockyBlue
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Post by RockyBlue on Jul 25, 2007 8:03:04 GMT -5
Amen!...................Rocky
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wm7734
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wheres my rockhammer ?
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Post by wm7734 on Jul 25, 2007 16:07:52 GMT -5
im a BAD american
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Post by Bikerrandy on Jul 25, 2007 17:58:31 GMT -5
I guess that I'm one too.
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Post by sandsman1 on Jul 25, 2007 18:31:39 GMT -5
now thats sayin something we need a prez with ungatties big enuff to get on tv and say that --THEN INFORCE IT
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rallyrocks
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Post by rallyrocks on Jul 25, 2007 19:20:59 GMT -5
From George Carlin's website: "DON'T BLAME ME Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me. Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they're flyin' around the Internet, they're probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it's embarrassing to see my name on it. And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff." www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html |
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lndcrz47
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Post by lndcrz47 on Jul 25, 2007 19:26:38 GMT -5
should l delete the post then ? or just take Georges name off of it ?
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rallyrocks
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Post by rallyrocks on Jul 25, 2007 19:38:42 GMT -5
George would probably appreciate some mention that it actually isn't from him. I know a lot of people who agree with a lot of the sentiments expressed, but I can't say that I see them all as black and white as they are presented in that list- I think if someone posted it claiming it came from me I'd probably object too. Most of this sounds more like Bill O'Reilly than George Carlin... Here is how it is posted on his site: www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html |
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lndcrz47
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Post by lndcrz47 on Jul 25, 2007 19:44:55 GMT -5
ok,l changed the heading,did you ask on his web site if this is one he was talking about in your quote ? E  |
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Post by texaswoodie on Jul 26, 2007 6:27:57 GMT -5
Doesn't matter who said it, it's right on!
Curt
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Post by Cher on Jul 26, 2007 13:13:37 GMT -5
Sounds pretty much like Carlin rants to me but regardless, I don't care who said it, I like it!
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brimstone
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Post by brimstone on Jul 28, 2007 2:26:26 GMT -5
What the Hell is that? Talk about a slap in the face, I've been nothing but nice to you people and you pull this crap on me.
Now this really HURTS my feelings!! If this was writen after I joined, I would probably have to get made and quit, then come back in a couple of days but seeing how this was writen before I joined, I'll let it pass.
Don't let it happen again *sniff, sniff*
Luci
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lndcrz47
starting to spend too much on rocks
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Post by lndcrz47 on Jul 28, 2007 2:43:46 GMT -5
what part of this offended you exactly ? l see no mention of any country or race,other than Jesse Jackson,just curious |
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