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Irish Gas Station Aug 1, 2007 18:58:35 GMT -5

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Post by earthdog on Aug 1, 2007 18:58:35 GMT -5

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf
pro
is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.

They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant.

"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything...

blarneystone spending too much on rocks Rocks in my head Member since March 2010 Posts: 307	Irish Gas Station Aug 1, 2007 19:03:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blarneystone on Aug 1, 2007 19:03:34 GMT -5 haha.. well that's got me laughin' ;D
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krazydiamond Global Moderator Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far. Member since June 2004 Posts: 9,636	Irish Gas Station Aug 1, 2007 19:17:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krazydiamond on Aug 1, 2007 19:17:54 GMT -5 haha, i sent that to my very Irish uncle... KD
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