earthdog
Cave Dweller 
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Sept 3, 2007 20:49:59 GMT -5
What's the one thing, said or done on a date that would guarantee...No 2nd Date?
Grown man says "I still live at home...only because no body pops the zits on my back like mom!"
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Post by takilasunrise on Sept 4, 2007 11:03:00 GMT -5
Eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww!!!!! That and if guys pee all over the toilet seat and not clean it up!
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earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Sept 4, 2007 20:21:50 GMT -5
Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much
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Rockygibraltar
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since February 2006
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Sept 4, 2007 21:11:07 GMT -5
"Your girl friend is HOT! What's her number?"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2007 14:15:47 GMT -5
"Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?"
OR
"You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job."
hee hee ;D
Shannon
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earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
Posts: 2,731
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Post by earthdog on Sept 5, 2007 16:44:06 GMT -5
Ah come on give me a kiss ...... don`t worry about that sore on my lip , its nothing !
I have this rash.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2007 18:26:32 GMT -5
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway"
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earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
Posts: 2,731
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Post by earthdog on Sept 5, 2007 21:24:19 GMT -5
do you have any valtrex? i'm out.
It burns when I pee ......................
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Rockygibraltar
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Sept 5, 2007 21:29:28 GMT -5
Another sure fire ice breaker, "Pull my finger"
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Post by hermatite on Sept 6, 2007 10:15:34 GMT -5
Rocks? You collect rocks? That's stupid!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2007 10:19:49 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! Hermatite that was a GREAT ONE.
Shannon
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