Post by takilasunrise on Sept 4, 2007 10:38:06 GMT -5
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and
open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars,
won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and
open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars,
won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
