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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 7, 2007 9:43:39 GMT -5
two old cantankerous rockhounds are out in the desert, (in the comedy vein of Cheech and Chong, here is how the conversation might go):
Grumpy Rocker #1: "Hey!, You! put that down!, YO! Grit fer brains, I'm talkin' to you!"
Grumpy Rocker #2: "Lick My Rock, Grithead, mind your own dopwax."
Grumpy Rocker #1: "Kiss my big fat agate, you old fossil, gimme that!!"
(do feel free to continue this convo........KD)
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erbojones
has rocks in the head
Member since October 2006
Posts: 659
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Post by erbojones on Sept 7, 2007 12:01:02 GMT -5
Grumpy Rocker #2: "Leave me alone or I'll kick you in the obsidians."
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 7, 2007 12:26:06 GMT -5
Grumpy Rocker #1: "You ain't got the thundereggs, you jasper-face!!"
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
Member since January 2007
Posts: 252
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Post by wm7734 on Sept 7, 2007 12:51:57 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #2 "aw stick a coprolith where the sun dont shine"
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 7, 2007 13:16:37 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #1: "Shine, i'll give ya shine, you couldn't put a shine on a rock if it polished itself for ya!!!"
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Post by Lady B on Sept 7, 2007 15:21:06 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #2: "You old fossil! You could petrify wood just by walking in a forest!"
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 8, 2007 10:19:58 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #1: "Sufferin' slurry buckets! You wouldn't recognize petrified wood it it bit you on the arbor!"
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Post by Lady B on Sept 8, 2007 10:24:14 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #2: "Oh yeah? Well arbor my agates! You've become a Royal Sahara pain in my arbor, you old jaded fool!"
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 8, 2007 17:36:36 GMT -5
grumpy rocker #1: " You're belt-breakin' agates haven't seen the light of day since dinosaur poo was still warm!"
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