Post by WyckedWyre on Sept 26, 2007 16:58:41 GMT -5
#10
Life is sexually transmitted.
#9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3
A slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30
#2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND #1:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Words to live By
'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow'.
Life is sexually transmitted.
#9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3
A slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30
#2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND #1:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Words to live By
'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow'.
