earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
Posts: 2,731
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Post by earthdog on Sept 26, 2007 20:06:48 GMT -5
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side...
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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karenfh
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since November 2006
Posts: 1,495
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Post by karenfh on Sept 27, 2007 3:31:47 GMT -5
Give it up, dude, you are right. You are never going to understand women. That's one of our little advantages. Of course, we women completely understand men. And, I've got some primo real estate to sell ya, in the mountains of Nebraska, close to a beautiful lake with lots of water....
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
Posts: 14,113
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Post by stefan on Sept 27, 2007 9:04:59 GMT -5
I found the secret to understanding women- They ARE ALWAYS RIGHT- NO MATTER WHAT!!! it's pretty easy once you learn to put the muzzle on.
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
Member since January 2007
Posts: 252
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Post by wm7734 on Sept 27, 2007 13:22:57 GMT -5
that aspirin part,gonna try that on my ol lady
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