WyckedWyre
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Post by WyckedWyre on Oct 11, 2007 13:30:35 GMT -5
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and da fridge.
You will lose weight!
And...
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
;)S
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Post by hermatite on Oct 11, 2007 15:36:38 GMT -5
Que?
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AgateHeaven
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since September 2007
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Post by AgateHeaven on Oct 11, 2007 21:30:59 GMT -5
falling on the floor laughing my head off!!! lol
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 11, 2007 22:10:13 GMT -5
haha i swear i walk by all that stuff and never lose a lb hahaha i been eatin once a day but io cant walk far any more my hip and back starts yellin so now what haha
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karenfh
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Post by karenfh on Oct 13, 2007 1:21:17 GMT -5
Thanks, Susan! ROTFLMAO! That was hilarious! So ya'll should feel free to enter the recipe contest, since eating is fine. You can sure enter in whatever language fits your health regimen, we'll figure it out.
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