Post by earthdog on Oct 22, 2007 11:02:42 GMT -5
H20 vs. Wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E.coli ) bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E.coli ) bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.
