Post by larrywyland3 on Nov 2, 2007 9:58:43 GMT -5
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was
>>in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
>>
>> (DUHHHH) I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and
>>that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because I ended up in the hospital the last time.
>>
>> BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with
>>tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes
>>about bugged out of her head.
>>
>> I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
>>it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
>>works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>>one or two every time you feel hungry .
>>
>> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
>>try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
>>line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind
>>her.)
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
>>that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in
>>the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
>>
>> I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be
>>carried out.
>>in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
>>
>> (DUHHHH) I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and
>>that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because I ended up in the hospital the last time.
>>
>> BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with
>>tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes
>>about bugged out of her head.
>>
>> I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
>>it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
>>works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>>one or two every time you feel hungry .
>>
>> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
>>try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
>>line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind
>>her.)
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
>>that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in
>>the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
>>
>> I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be
>>carried out.
