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Post by Lady B on Nov 8, 2007 15:58:12 GMT -5
If you are having an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a cocktail and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS. ;D Have a nice day!
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Post by docone31 on Nov 8, 2007 19:22:17 GMT -5
Hmmmm. I think that person might be one of my customers. He, now a she always did walk a little different. I just figuired something was up. He, now she, told us she lost her job after the last surgery. Something about it being a crappy job, and 'she was always getting poked. Hey, I once had a job measuring ice. I got to measure it when it was cold, and when it was warm. Kinda hard to measure warm ice, it just moves around in the container. Nothing solid to measure. It was my job though. The final conclusion. When ice is warm, it is very difficult to measure. I got paid over 12$ an hr for that job. Go pork barrel. I couldn't believe they had a five year study on warm ice. I called it water and everybody freaked out. I was not PC.
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Post by cpdad on Nov 8, 2007 19:28:29 GMT -5
lmao....at both of ya ;D....ladies post...and docs ;D...kev.
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Post by earthdog on Nov 8, 2007 22:12:25 GMT -5
I wonder what kind of person actually sits down and reads the small print on the direction for a thermometer. Pretty basic operation to use a thermometer.
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Post by docone31 on Nov 8, 2007 22:33:16 GMT -5
Remember when we used to lick the ends of a new thermometer? Hmmmmmm.
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Post by cpdad on Nov 8, 2007 22:42:50 GMT -5
i can see it now ;D....remember when they used to lick the end of a thermometor......if they only knew ;D....said the tester ;D....kev.
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Post by earthdog on Nov 8, 2007 22:53:33 GMT -5
I never licked the end of one before, Mom always shoved the end in some Vaseline first. Not that I always had a rectal thermometer shoved up my can all the time. Normally it was a oral thermometer.
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Post by docone31 on Nov 8, 2007 22:58:18 GMT -5
I still remember, back when I was a little kid, and the Dr would come to the house. Remember house calls? Talk about retro. Well, I refused to learn to be toilet trained. I got a rash, a big rash. The Dr would come by and cover my butt with purple paint. I have no clue what that was but I know it hurt. Before he would slather on the goo, he would take out the THERMOMETER. I knew what it was, I knew what it did, I just never thought it was used on anyone else. I get this picture of a gazillion little kids going HOHBOY! Now, I get this bizarre picture of someone in a white coat, picking up this little white piece of glass rod, with a bulbous end full of mercury. Armed with a smile and bending over, testing the white piece of glass rod with a bulbous end full of mercury, going HOHBOY! over, and over, and over, and over. Each time grinning and smiling and shouting, "Got another one!" I do wonder though, is it tested just for fit, or the full Montie. Boy, can this thread be fun. Can you imagine being a rectal thermometer tester, and retiring after 20yrs. How about going to a class reunion. "Hey Harold, what kind of career did you find?" Hehehehe.
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Post by stefan on Nov 9, 2007 9:59:11 GMT -5
Man oh man they were passing out some good Meds down there in Florida!!! hehehehe Oh Earth- ummmm your mom only had 1 thermometer---- guess she forgot to metion that huh?
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Post by docone31 on Nov 9, 2007 17:00:09 GMT -5
You know, I spent the entire day wondering, what would have happened if one did not pass quality standards. I mean, aside from structural, was comfort involved, inconvience factor, facial expressions, the list goes on. What about busting one testing it and getting a blob of mercury stuck in the poop chute? How would you file that on workman's comp. I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
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Post by beefjello on Nov 10, 2007 8:06:49 GMT -5
Rectal thermometer tester??
Sounds like one of those jobs where you start at the bottom.. and you stay there. heh
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Post by Tweetiepy on Nov 10, 2007 9:34:55 GMT -5
Well, I refused to learn to be toilet trained. I got a rash, a big rash. The Dr would come by and cover my butt with purple paint. I have no clue what that was but I know it hurt. Doc that was something called methelyne blue (something like that) it's an antisceptic - used it on my son when he had bad diaper rashes - neighbors kid spilled it on my pale living room floor - it stains like hell! took many tries to get it out - my cousin is a chemist and I vaguely remembered my high school chem class where we neutralized that stuff - with acid (vinegar) - turned it clean - it really works though to clear diaper rash As for the thermometer, think about it, do they clean it after someone tries it out and before they sell it to the consumer?
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Post by raqy on Nov 10, 2007 13:32:24 GMT -5
Omg this is the funniest thread, I am glad I have my crappy job now tho. Raquel
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