Post by earthdog on Nov 8, 2007 22:59:18 GMT -5
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick
the #$%$)@ out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick
the #$%$)@ out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
