earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
Posts: 2,731
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Post by earthdog on Nov 17, 2007 23:19:45 GMT -5
'1' Blaming your farts on me.....not funny... not funny at all !!! '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet '9' Dog sweaters. Hello Haven't you noticed the fur? '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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hobopuppy
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since August 2007
Posts: 115
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Post by hobopuppy on Nov 20, 2007 22:28:29 GMT -5
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WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
Posts: 1,391
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Post by WyckedWyre on Nov 21, 2007 13:45:01 GMT -5
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Post by ladyt on Nov 21, 2007 14:55:37 GMT -5
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