Post by earthdog on Dec 5, 2007 11:30:46 GMT -5
An Elementary school was having career day at school.
The teacher says,"Billy, what does your dad do for a living?" Billy says, He is a carpenter." The teacher says,"How do you know that?" Billy says,"Because he builds houses."
The teacher then moves on to Sarah. "Sarah, what does your dad do for a living?" Sarah says, "He is a plumber." The teacher says, "How do you know that?" Sarah says, "Because he does plumbing on houses."
She asked Johnny what his dad does for a living. Johnny says, "He eats light bulbs." The teacher says, "I have never heard that before. How do you know that?" Johnny says, "Because I hear him tell mom all the time to turn out the light and he'll eat it."
The teacher says,"Billy, what does your dad do for a living?" Billy says, He is a carpenter." The teacher says,"How do you know that?" Billy says,"Because he builds houses."
The teacher then moves on to Sarah. "Sarah, what does your dad do for a living?" Sarah says, "He is a plumber." The teacher says, "How do you know that?" Sarah says, "Because he does plumbing on houses."
She asked Johnny what his dad does for a living. Johnny says, "He eats light bulbs." The teacher says, "I have never heard that before. How do you know that?" Johnny says, "Because I hear him tell mom all the time to turn out the light and he'll eat it."
