earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Dec 5, 2007 11:33:37 GMT -5
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...
They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico!
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