earthdog
Cave Dweller 
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Dec 19, 2007 21:16:17 GMT -5
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel.
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Post by cpdad on Dec 19, 2007 21:42:21 GMT -5
o.k. ...ill bite whos doctor phil?...kev.
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Post by cpdad on Dec 19, 2007 21:44:17 GMT -5
whoever he is...his thunking is cool ;D...kev.
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Post by Bikerrandy on Dec 19, 2007 21:47:25 GMT -5
Hmmmmm, I have some Kaluha and milk calling my name, as soon as I finish this bowl of ice cream. (actually, I'm serious) ;D ......chocolate chip mint!! oh yeah
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Post by cpdad on Dec 19, 2007 21:54:46 GMT -5
im also serious...i just fixed 1....its almost christmas time ;D.
still dont get the doc phil thingy ;D....he a member?...kev.
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Post by docone31 on Dec 19, 2007 22:23:09 GMT -5
Dr. Phil is the politically correct, made for TV, pseudomorph that leads Yuppies. In real life he is married to Ann Thropy.
He makes people get real sappy, say "and-um" and encourages men to explore their feminine sides.
Tequila helps at a time like this.
When he gets mad, he encourages people to get pist. So we can all become a
Philanthropist
Like him.
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Post by midnightrocksi3 on Dec 19, 2007 23:09:04 GMT -5
LMAO..!!
Need I say YUCK?
*shivers* Blech!
Roxy
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bouldergal
freely admits to licking rocks
Glacier Meadow
Member since July 2007
Posts: 783
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Post by bouldergal on Dec 20, 2007 0:06:53 GMT -5
Isn't he part of the Colorado Springs "Focus on the Family" evangelical group? Not for me! I like Earthdog's interpretation of his advice!!!!!
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justarockin
off to a rocking start
Life on the rocks
Member since November 2007
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Post by justarockin on Dec 20, 2007 0:38:18 GMT -5
I don't think Dr. Phil is apart of "Focus on the Family". I think he is a made for TV head doctor that tries to tell people what they should feel, how they should feel and if they should feel. I don't watch him but my mother enjoys watching him, she's 70.
I don't think there's anything wrong with "Focus on the Family" they do a lot for the moral welfare of families and individuals alike.
I guess whatever you feel like...LOL
Lillie
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
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Post by stefan on Dec 20, 2007 10:05:15 GMT -5
I want to make up some Dr. Phil T-Shirts- On it there will be a Big Picture of his face- and underneath it will say " Who do I look like- Dr. Phil?"
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
Member since January 2007
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Post by wm7734 on Dec 20, 2007 22:10:19 GMT -5
earthdogs got it DOWN
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