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Post by Lady B on Jul 17, 2007 20:16:43 GMT -5
Dear Catmandewe,
Please hang on to the acorns. We might need them in the future. Seems we have some squirrely members on Board.
And Dear, Dear Connrock,
I am so sorry to hear about your wet beads but I am sure your neighbors truly appreciated your cutting their lawn. I do hope you used a lawn mower for that task as cutting a lawn with just your fingers and a butterknife would have taken hours, I'm sure. (But then you admitted you don't use eating utensils anymore. Poor Darlin'.)
It is with deep regret that I must refuse your seeking to enter the BEST EVER Contest. If I were to bend the rules for you then I would be compelled to bend the rules for everyone, and in your more lucid moments I am certain that is not what you would want.
But be of good cheer. If you can just hang on a bit longer there will soon be a contest for all the oldtimers here at RTH. Oh, and you might want to get some nice bibs to catch all that drool. Otherwise you might take a chill with your shirt getting wet all the time. Poor dear.
Our thoughts are with you, dear Conn-fused.
Lady B
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 2:31:43 GMT -5
Darn, I joined a month before this date. I have never been on this site before then LOL!!!!!
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Post by Lady B on Jul 18, 2007 9:41:31 GMT -5
Nephrite, Please hang in there. The BEST YET contest for Non-Newbies (everyone who joined RTH prior to January 1, 2007) is now in the works. Just have to tumble and polish it a bit and then it will be ready.  Lady B |
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Post by Lady B on Jul 18, 2007 9:45:15 GMT -5
And we have another entrant. "adrian65"--yes, I know it is hard to believe that Adrian has only been a part of RTH since February of this year with all the wonderful postings he has shared here at RTH--has sent in his reasons for being the most deserving Newbie. Just wait 'til you read what he has to say! :-)
Great job, Adrian!
Lady B
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Post by connrock on Jul 18, 2007 12:38:34 GMT -5
Awwwwwww shucks!! I knew I was gunna get shot down again!! Here I was tryin' to do it all legal and all and you go and shoot down a poor old drooling semi-vegetable what eats with his fangers!! Hows bout iffin I quits the board and re-ups with a new name like "conn-fused,vegy" er sutthin a kin tah that?? Do ya think the folks would ree-cog-nize me   ;D connrock |
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Post by Lady B on Jul 18, 2007 13:47:49 GMT -5
Hmmm...Send me some rocks, Connrock, and I promise that no one will recognize that you have entered the conn-test incognito, so to speak.  Lady B |
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Post by Lady B on Jul 19, 2007 11:56:33 GMT -5
Just received an entry from "weeshan". Beautifully stated, Shannon.
Lady B
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Post by connrock on Jul 19, 2007 15:17:47 GMT -5
Ya mean iffin we kin conn-fuse um in a conn-game I kin enter the conn-test?
I will send ya a conn-trabutionof rocks fer it!
conn-dense
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Post by Lady B on Jul 19, 2007 16:06:27 GMT -5
I think the BeaCON has FALLen on our dear friend up there in CONNecticut. I might just have to CONsign him a sympathy prize after all his CONtributions to this CONtest.
He sure is CONtinuing to make me laugh! ;D
Lady B
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Post by BuiltonRock on Jul 19, 2007 18:46:44 GMT -5
Oh, the trickery that we spawn,
the moment we conceive to con.
Not unlike the gorgeous swan,
that no one dared to look upon..
Give it up conn or maybe I shall continue on.....
LOL
signed little old john
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Post by Lady B on Jul 19, 2007 19:38:19 GMT -5
Okay, this is starting to get bad; really, really bad.
But on a more serious note, or actually more of an hysterical note, we have just received another entry. This one is from "lsmike". I think the cold up there in Minnesota may be getting to this guy. Wait 'til you read what he has to say...;D ;D ;D
Lady B
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Post by Lady B on Jul 19, 2007 22:44:24 GMT -5
Just now I received another entry that brought a tear to me eye, again. Oh wait...that was just the sand from Arizona sent in by "lndcrz47". Nice work, dear Sir.
Lady B
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Post by Lady B on Jul 19, 2007 23:21:36 GMT -5
Another entry just in. "keith503" has given a great explanation for why he should win. Good job, Keith.
Lady B
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Post by connrock on Jul 20, 2007 5:07:21 GMT -5
I think I better conn-cede after readin that poem about a purty swan!
Maybe I can start a contest of my own called the "Conn-Game???
Good luck to all the newbies and may the best "con" win!!!! LOL
And ,,,,,Thanks to Lady B for putting up with my humor!
connrock
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Post by Lady B on Jul 20, 2007 8:36:47 GMT -5
CONsider yourself welcome to bring a smile and a laugh to any CONtest I ever have the CONfidence to sponsor or co-sponsor, CONNrock. ;D
Lady B
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Post by Lady B on Jul 21, 2007 7:45:18 GMT -5
During the wee small hours of this morning, "Tony W" sent in his entry and added this tantalizing tidbit to further support his claim: "P.S. I can provide photographic proof which will stand up to forensic examination, and attest to my extreme sincerosity and deseritiveness!" Hmmmm....I'm thinking he could be Connrock's cousin, 14 times removed. We just might need those photos, Tony! Lady B |
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Post by Lady B on Jul 21, 2007 11:36:46 GMT -5
This just in...an entry from "raqy". She's posted a pretty convincing argument for why all you Non-Newbies are going to want to award her one of those boxes of gorgeous Mozarkite. ;D
You go gal!
Lady B
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Post by Lady B on Jul 21, 2007 17:35:37 GMT -5
Not to be outdone by all of the other entrants, "nancyf" has just submitted a very compelling reason why she should be awarded those gorgeous Mozarkite rocks. I'm sure all of the Non-Newbies will pay careful attention, Nancy! Lady B |
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Post by Lady B on Jul 21, 2007 23:11:07 GMT -5
Another convincing entry just in. This one is from "kap".
Boy I'm glad I a Newbie because the Non-Newbies are going to face a real challenge when it comes time for the judging.
Thanks, Kap, for entering the BEST Ever Contest.
Lady B
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Post by connrock on Jul 22, 2007 9:16:21 GMT -5
Aint no way nobody's gunna even try to remove me 14 times without the use of a backhoe!!Better make that a BIG backhoe!!
Furthermore,I will submit my DNA testin to any foreaensick laberatory what wants to check to see if me and this guy is kin!!
Iffin we are kin I'll betcha he removes hisself a lot more then 14 times!!!!!
conn-tested
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