Post by Lady B on Sept 11, 2007 15:27:48 GMT -5
huffstuff said:
You can't intimidate me! Growing up, all of our vacations were camping in tents and we broke droughts. I do not fear the smell of a moldy sleeping bag, or mosquito bites on my bottom! Where do I put the quarter in the shower for the hot water?Hope there aren't any BIG bugs in Florida.
Amy, we ain't got any hot water showers. If you be wantin' hot water, there's a Motel 5.5 right down the road a pace.
And just so's ya won't be ascared, here's a few pix of some bugs I found out yonder. I put a quarter (we got lots cause we don't need em for showerin') in each o the pix so you can check the size of these li'l critters...
These guys'll be chewin up some leaves for the tea we brew. It gives ya a nice mellow feelin'...
This is one of them there locust thingees. They make a mighty racket at night but with everybody sittin aroun singin and all ya won't hardly notice...
Now these here are what we call grubs. Ya know, like when we all get hungry and somebuddy says "I'm hungry. Let's get some grubs!"
They're right tasty! Just think of em as extra protein in yer diet!
Now I do has to warn y'all 'bout the bees here in Florida. With all the nice sunshine and fresh air they tend to grow a mite big.
Just don't run around flappin' yer arms and they should just leave ya alone. Less yer wearing some of that fancy store-bought parfume. They do like the smell of that old DW-40.
connrock said:
Now bout them ocomadasions I reely don't see what the fuss is about them.
I just been ah hopin ole Kate envites me and all my kin so's we can have us a reel nee slappin time with y'all.
Wheel even bring one of them there Mont Gumery Ward catilogs fer takin care of the bisness end of a good dump!
Now hows that fer bein down right frendly?
conrock
ps,,,kin we brang the dawgs to?
Well fer shur, fer shur, brang down them thar dawgs! Any body nice enuf to offer one o them there Mont Gumery Ward catilogs fer our freinds' use is more an welcome ta brang thar dawgs. Now I don't have to worry 'bout given up all my old TV Guides!
Looks like a whole passle o ya are comin' but I am goin ta axk a faver. Since Harry and Adrian are gonna be so tarred after all that rowin, I'm axkin' the rest o ya's to give em first dibs on the grubs. Theys gonna need that extra protein real bad!
Golly gosh, I am just gettin so excited 'boutch yall comin' ta see us. I better go find my dentchers so I don't scare ya when I start smilin!
Ya'll be safe travelin' now, y'hear!
Lady B
And no, I will not announce the winners on Thursday--so don't go begging me and all that.
