Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:

The difference between Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:

Harley riders:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."
Goldwing drivers:
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat (Ed's note: That's me!) =)
Harley riders:
"Loud pipes save lives."
Goldwing drivers:
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps
Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit (now that's funny)
Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning
bolt on the back
Goldwing drivers:
Gray twill vest with trading pins and
GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter
patch on the back

Harley riders:
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Denny's
Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.

Harley riders:
Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers:
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called "Wing Ding".

Harley riders:
Riding in groups of two.
Goldwing drivers:
Riding in groups of twenty.
Harley riders:
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Goldwing drivers:
Big wide seats for big wide butts.

Harley riders:
Rolling thunder.
Goldwing drivers:
BarcoLounger with wheels
Harley riders:
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head
from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Goldwing drivers:
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered
in reflective patches

Harley riders:
"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
Goldwing drivers:
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."