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Cher
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Tumbling is addictive - Resistance is futile - You will be assimilated

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Appropriate For The Time .... Jan 15, 2008 22:51:58 GMT -5

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Post by Cher on Jan 15, 2008 22:51:58 GMT -5

A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone
said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm
just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin

Titania driving up their electric bill Nichole Member since October 2007 Posts: 2,046	Appropriate For The Time .... Jan 16, 2008 8:21:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Titania on Jan 16, 2008 8:21:29 GMT -5 LOL!

stefan Cave Dweller Member since January 2005 Posts: 14,113	Appropriate For The Time .... Jan 16, 2008 9:22:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stefan on Jan 16, 2008 9:22:13 GMT -5 Oh I like that one!
	I can't tell if thats some Gneiss Schist, or that Schist is Gneiss. All I know is don't take it for Granite

joe still telling self it's just a hobby Member since June 2005 Posts: 4,900	Appropriate For The Time .... Jan 16, 2008 23:37:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joe on Jan 16, 2008 23:37:57 GMT -5 ;D
	"Always keep a diamond in your mind"

RockyBlue fully equipped rock polisher Go U.K. Member since June 2006 Posts: 1,719	Appropriate For The Time .... Jan 20, 2008 22:29:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RockyBlue on Jan 20, 2008 22:29:27 GMT -5 No truer words were ever spoken............Rocky
	I must be getting old,i don`t know if i found a rope or lost my horse.

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