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earthdog
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Midget Horse Expert Jan 30, 2008 20:02:28 GMT -5

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Post by earthdog on Jan 30, 2008 20:02:28 GMT -5

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's
sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks,
"How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's
looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but
he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him
under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can
up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

mike4bears spending too much on rocks Member since December 2007 Posts: 275	Midget Horse Expert Jan 30, 2008 22:43:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mike4bears on Jan 30, 2008 22:43:33 GMT -5 earthdog. now i know your a little on the sicko side. but i like that in people. mike
	Last Edit: Jan 30, 2008 22:45:19 GMT -5 by mike4bears to live a moral life lower your morals

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