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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 20, 2008 18:20:25 GMT -5
God's Busy--- (good one)
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING
And all God's people said -- AMEN!
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Post by texaswoodie on Dec 20, 2008 18:39:52 GMT -5
AMEN!
Curt
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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 20, 2008 20:25:06 GMT -5
god works in mysterious ways -- hahahaha -- AMEN
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Post by NatureNut on Dec 20, 2008 20:48:42 GMT -5
Sands, I just emailed (copied and pasted) this out to a bunch of friends. Too good. My son is an ex-Navy Petty Officer. Jo
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Post by Woodyrock on Dec 20, 2008 22:25:59 GMT -5
Semper Fi! God knew just where to send that Marine! Woody
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Dec 21, 2008 0:51:40 GMT -5
Amen!
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Post by BuiltonRock on Dec 22, 2008 11:18:21 GMT -5
Amen!
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