Post by chromenut on Dec 28, 2010 23:17:32 GMT -5
OMG my wife and I don't really monitor our daughter's activities online much, I mean she's much too mature for a 14 year old anyway, exceptionally level headed, Dean's list, National Honor's Society, has already begun receiving invites to visit colleges at age 14. She's smarter than both her parents, and wise way beyond her years. Add to it her oddball dry sense of humor, and you have an adult in a 14 year old's body.
Well I know she's pretty and all. I mean athletic, in peak shape, and way too shapely for a 14 year old. Legs that go for days, unbelievable set of abs, and arms that scare most boys. So I seldom worry about her, other than normal parenting concerns. Then I see her Facebook postings today and about crapped my pants. Not what she says, it's her photographs of herself. She doesn't realize just how gorgeous she is. All her friends do and post that on her pages, that she's too pretty to be their friend, etc.
OMG, look at this photo - her hair doesn't look like this now, she did this some time during the day today but I never saw her in curls like this. Her hair is flat ironed most of the time, which it was 15 minutes ago when I was chatting with her about our new water filter system. Gee, I like the curls!
Anyway, can anyone tell me, is it legal for me to keep her chained in the basement until she's like 35???
This "child" is deeper and more intellectual than most adults I know!
Definitely time to lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We don't truly know where she's from and believe she's been raised by the Keebler Elves....
Damned proud of her!
Well I know she's pretty and all. I mean athletic, in peak shape, and way too shapely for a 14 year old. Legs that go for days, unbelievable set of abs, and arms that scare most boys. So I seldom worry about her, other than normal parenting concerns. Then I see her Facebook postings today and about crapped my pants. Not what she says, it's her photographs of herself. She doesn't realize just how gorgeous she is. All her friends do and post that on her pages, that she's too pretty to be their friend, etc.
OMG, look at this photo - her hair doesn't look like this now, she did this some time during the day today but I never saw her in curls like this. Her hair is flat ironed most of the time, which it was 15 minutes ago when I was chatting with her about our new water filter system. Gee, I like the curls!
Anyway, can anyone tell me, is it legal for me to keep her chained in the basement until she's like 35???
This "child" is deeper and more intellectual than most adults I know!
Definitely time to lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We don't truly know where she's from and believe she's been raised by the Keebler Elves....
Damned proud of her!