This is fairly comical.
In the yellow pages under Rock Shops a listing is for a
Dr. Catherine O’Connell.
I happened to be in the area and figured I'd inquire.
It was fancy office complex and
I thought it bit a strange for rock shop.
I went through the door of this office
and a lady happened to be at the reception desk.
‘Hi.. do you deal with rocks?”
“No”, come the reply. “I’m a psychiatrist
and that is a misprint in the yellow pages.
I been trying to have it removed”
So I reply “ Well I wouldn’t be so quick.
See
I have rocks in my head!
I’m sure some of them a have a geological fault."
She was smiling and I made the comment that many
lapidarist could use a good shrinking.
Some of us have an avalanche of loose rocks rattling around.
Well we had a pretty good laugh.
Ed