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Aug 23, 2011 7:09:41 GMT -5
Post by docone31 on Aug 23, 2011 7:09:41 GMT -5
Norwegian Virgin
Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a lightning-quick kick from a cow ... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, “How bad is it, Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena is still a Virgin - in every vay.”
The doctor told him, “Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can.” He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched bosom. She said, “Olof...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.” Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: “Look at dis, Lena .....still in DA CRATE!”
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Aug 23, 2011 16:09:06 GMT -5
Post by rockrookie on Aug 23, 2011 16:09:06 GMT -5
hahaha !! --paul
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Aug 23, 2011 16:35:57 GMT -5
Post by unclesoska on Aug 23, 2011 16:35:57 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO! Warning to bride- watch out for splinters!
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Aug 23, 2011 20:49:20 GMT -5
Post by drocknut on Aug 23, 2011 20:49:20 GMT -5
LOL
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