desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Nov 29, 2011 14:03:24 GMT -5
Hi Everyone,
I need some names for my soap and lotion, anything wintery or springy fresh and maybe even some clever Christmas names. The names I pick to use for the products will receive a package in the mail with the lotion and soap with their title on it. (So you can smell it to see if the name matches, and of course use the stuff up....) Each package will have a couple bars of soap and either a lotion or cream.
Thanks everyone, I will mail the winners out on next Monday.
Goodluck!
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Post by jakesrocks on Nov 29, 2011 14:46:01 GMT -5
For the soap --Eu De Cutting Oil
For the lotion -- Pretty rock drool
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Post by NatureNut on Nov 29, 2011 14:49:13 GMT -5
Fabulous!
Festive Nuance
Lavender Knoll
Sun Meadow
Snow Dust
Awesome!
Winter Stroll
Reindeer Dust
Fresh Laughter
Delightful Breeze
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Post by NatureNut on Nov 29, 2011 14:49:40 GMT -5
Don... ROTFL
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Post by NatureNut on Nov 29, 2011 15:12:34 GMT -5
Flower Bubbles
Peace on Myrth
Dew Giggles
Winter Bluster Buster
Christmastide
Festive Froth
Fresh Effervescence
Donner's Delight
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Post by jakesrocks on Nov 29, 2011 15:50:37 GMT -5
Now Jo, you didn't really think I'd miss a chance like this, did you ? lol
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Nov 29, 2011 16:42:01 GMT -5
Snow Angels' Soap
For the lotion: Snow Angel's Breathe
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Post by Donnie's Rocky Treasures on Nov 29, 2011 17:46:02 GMT -5
How's about Jingle Berry Delight & Season's Soother!
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Nov 29, 2011 20:16:57 GMT -5
Eu De Cutting Oil............Now would that be with goatsmilk..........or without?
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Post by jakesrocks on Nov 29, 2011 20:21:07 GMT -5
That would be without, but with rock snot mixed in.
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Nov 29, 2011 20:21:28 GMT -5
Geoff, Ummmm I guess they are out of stock on the You touched your genitals hand sanitizer, doh, who would have guessed.
That is definitely an original name, and a hot seller to boot.
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Nov 29, 2011 20:31:05 GMT -5
Please define rock snot for me, do you have any pictures? Is it possibly something that was slung onto a rock or does the rock make the snot?
My curiosity is peaked!
I know what a snot slinging monster is and I have seen monsters that sling snot, (ie; cows, horses, babies, I'm sure I have even fallen into that category on occasion), I don't believe I have ever handled a snotty rock though.
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Post by jakesrocks on Nov 29, 2011 21:08:43 GMT -5
Ya call yourself a rockhound, and don't know what rock snot is ? Rock snot is the mud produced by turning big rocks into little ones by cutting or grinding.
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Nov 29, 2011 21:19:22 GMT -5
We call our rock snot "sludge". I guess it depends on the volume you are producing. We make enough sludge to build an adobe house about every two days.
Sorry, no offense intended.
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Post by jakesrocks on Nov 29, 2011 21:30:34 GMT -5
Lol, I'm producing plenty of another type. My wife decided to share her flu with me. Wonder how it would work mixed with some of this S.D. clay mud ?
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Dec 1, 2011 0:16:19 GMT -5
Hmmm, a challenge
Christmas theme: Slippery when wet, reindeer sweat, lotion
Eu de saddle blanket scented soap ( my personal fav)
Ammo: the lotion that's good for your body and good for your gun
Boots and Saddle Soap...Makes yore skin soft as leather
"Christmas Goose....Grease". Makes yore skin taste good enough to eat
"Reindeer soap"..Slippery'er than deer guts on a door knob
"Holy Trinity Lotion/soap/ bubble bath"... makes bathing a religious experience
"Naughty"... The lotion that makes you feel so nice you'll wanna get naughty
"Cleaner than dirt" soap
"Separation" the lotion so smooth you'll slip off each other, again and again
"Flatulence" the organic bubble bath
"Eternity" the "use once a year soap" for folks who can't smell
"Tickle Lotion" feels so good it makes you wanna giggle
" That flowery stuff what makes folks figure you're gay lotion"
"Gaiety" The soap for men friends of women
"Redneck Lotion" beer and smokeless tobacco scented
"A Lure" lotion. Smell great while you attract that record buck.
"Harsh" soap" Why harsh? Cause men are stinky.
"Cuddle" Lotion for boring couples
"Boink" lotion" for less boring couples
" Conversation" rub it in and put your man to sleep
"Lap Dance" the lotion to put your man in the mood
"Santa Soap" smell just like a fat man in a wool suit
"Kitty" the lotion that makes Marshal Dillon wanna get out his gun.
"Bang" the bubble bath that well.... makes ya wanna bang
Sorry *L* Long day and I'm getting sleepy. I better quit before I get really raunchy...Mel
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Post by Sabre52 on Dec 1, 2011 9:29:01 GMT -5
Ooh! ooh! ooh! How about contemporary political soap names:
"Politician" The soap that gets you slippery but never gets you clean.
"Congress", the ineffective, what the heck I'll still stink soap
"Barnie". he soap that makes you smell fruity and think you're clean
"Deluded" soap of presidents
"Dubya" Cedar smelling soap ( personal fav of course *L*)
"Weiner" the twigs and berries soap
"Boehner" The soap that tans while it cleans. Endorsed by the kids of Jersey Shore.
" Cain Sudsy Bubbles" It's like being groped in the tub.
"Pauley" the soap that smells just a little nutty.
"Sarah" For bubbly crazy fun in the tub
" Joey B soap" No you can't cure stupid but you can get it clean.
and finally " Mitty" An indecisive little soap for those that can't decide if they're for being clean or against being clean.
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Post by Donnie's Rocky Treasures on Dec 1, 2011 14:50:00 GMT -5
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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 1, 2011 16:59:39 GMT -5
how about --- wash your ass its spingtime again -- soap
and --- it might smell good but your gonna go blind --- lotion
hahaha
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Dec 1, 2011 17:22:22 GMT -5
Oh my God Mel, I laughed so hard my soda pop came up through my nose!
You are definitely getting a box in the mail....
Jo, I picked two of your titles also so I'll send you a box too and Adrian, Rosie voted for your title but we only needed a total of 4 names.....
You guys are the best, in case of emergency you are always there to rescue me.
Thanks again.
Mel, you are such a kick in the pants!
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