Post by mohs on Jun 21, 2012 0:48:37 GMT -5
What follows may not be for everyone
a long story
for wise guys only---mostly
I had a funny occurrence on the job today
As some of you may know I’m a courier on scheduled route.
One of my clients is a doctor
A rectal & colon specialist
As an aside. I’ve met the nurse/receptionist.
Her name is Ruby. I’m always showing her my rocks
and telling her I’m going to make her a ruby rock’n heart.
Well she ribs me each time I show up
cause I haven’t brought her any rubies.
Well I was looking for ruby zoisite and Jo sent me some
So I was looking forward to the stopping by today
and brought this slab with me
Well the front door was locked
It was all dark inside &
there was a sign posted
Closed This Afternoon
Due to Unexpected Situation
Sorry for the Inconvenience
So I called my place of work to report this.
My boss as to call
headquarters to report to the company heads.
He ask me to hold.
I hear him fumbling around
Well I’m tellingya its hot out here! 110 degrees.
I have places to be-- rocks to shows!
Then he connect me to corporate heads
They ask me what happened?
Off the cuff – I say-- I don’t know
Emergency surgery?
Why do you think that ?
Now in the back of my mind I’m thinking
you guys don’t pay me to think
heck you hardly pay me enough to eat
but I'll offer an opinion
So I said-- listen
I think Ruby asked if she could borrow a pen from the doctor
The doctor said certainly and handed it over>
Ruby looked at it and said: “Doctor, this isn’t your pen
its your rectal thermometer.”
“O my!” the doctor exclaimed,
“I must of left my pen in some a$$hole”
Emergency Surgery !
end of story
mostly
a long story
for wise guys only---mostly
I had a funny occurrence on the job today
As some of you may know I’m a courier on scheduled route.
One of my clients is a doctor
A rectal & colon specialist
As an aside. I’ve met the nurse/receptionist.
Her name is Ruby. I’m always showing her my rocks
and telling her I’m going to make her a ruby rock’n heart.
Well she ribs me each time I show up
cause I haven’t brought her any rubies.
Well I was looking for ruby zoisite and Jo sent me some
So I was looking forward to the stopping by today
and brought this slab with me
Well the front door was locked
It was all dark inside &
there was a sign posted
Closed This Afternoon
Due to Unexpected Situation
Sorry for the Inconvenience
So I called my place of work to report this.
My boss as to call
headquarters to report to the company heads.
He ask me to hold.
I hear him fumbling around
Well I’m tellingya its hot out here! 110 degrees.
I have places to be-- rocks to shows!
Then he connect me to corporate heads
They ask me what happened?
Off the cuff – I say-- I don’t know
Emergency surgery?
Why do you think that ?
Now in the back of my mind I’m thinking
you guys don’t pay me to think
heck you hardly pay me enough to eat
but I'll offer an opinion
So I said-- listen
I think Ruby asked if she could borrow a pen from the doctor
The doctor said certainly and handed it over>
Ruby looked at it and said: “Doctor, this isn’t your pen
its your rectal thermometer.”
“O my!” the doctor exclaimed,
“I must of left my pen in some a$$hole”
Emergency Surgery !
end of story
mostly