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Post by Rockoonz on Sept 23, 2012 10:00:50 GMT -5
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Lee
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jason12x12
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Post by jason12x12 on Sept 23, 2012 10:03:43 GMT -5
lol good one
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itsandbits
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Post by itsandbits on Sept 23, 2012 11:48:58 GMT -5
I'd have let him go too
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Post by gingerkid on Sept 23, 2012 11:51:17 GMT -5
ROFL!! ;D
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Post by rockrookie on Sept 24, 2012 17:49:31 GMT -5
Good one !!!!
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Post by sandsman1 on Sept 24, 2012 18:32:10 GMT -5
hahaha
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pporky
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Post by pporky on Sept 28, 2012 7:49:11 GMT -5
Pay that one
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The Dad_Ohs
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Take me to your Labradorite!!
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Post by The Dad_Ohs on Sept 28, 2012 7:52:28 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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