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Post by docone31 on Dec 8, 2012 19:22:51 GMT -5
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.
Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A. Ribbon hood.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Q: Where do reindeer go to dance?
A: Christmas balls!
Q: What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane!
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red.
He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting.
He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!"
Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting."
The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Dec 8, 2012 21:42:59 GMT -5
My family enjoyed these!
Thanks for sharing!
Chuck
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Post by Toad on Dec 9, 2012 1:03:06 GMT -5
Groan...
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Simon
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Post by Simon on Dec 9, 2012 18:08:11 GMT -5
Groan. Grinning tho.
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Post by drocknut on Dec 10, 2012 11:45:14 GMT -5
Double groan...lol. My mom even groaned.
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