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Post by Rockoonz on Jan 23, 2013 23:15:00 GMT -5
A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his re-election. When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass." "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,"Hard to fool them flies, though."
"During time of universal deceit, telling the TRUTH becomes a revolutionary act". ~~~~~~ George Orwell ~~~~~~
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Post by jakesrocks on Jan 23, 2013 23:19:56 GMT -5
Can I stop laughing now ?? Gotta steal this and send it to a couple bummer lovers.
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robsrockshop
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Post by robsrockshop on Jan 24, 2013 9:53:45 GMT -5
Cool. I bet there's an entire swarm around DC and Wallstreet.
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Jan 24, 2013 16:09:04 GMT -5
*L* Oddly enough. I just saw a film clip of Obama with two new appointees he was installing and a fly was buzzing around his head and he was swatting at it. *L* Hard to fool them flies!....Mel
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Post by helens on Jan 24, 2013 16:29:36 GMT -5
Oh please, like you guys haven't had flies buzzing around your heads!!! LOL!
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Post by helens on Jan 24, 2013 19:56:39 GMT -5
Oh comon guys... was just kidding:). I've had flies buzzing around my head too:P.
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Post by bobby1 on Jan 24, 2013 20:10:10 GMT -5
This is a very old joke originally told about a motorist and the sherrif that had just pulled him over. Nice recycling. Bob
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Post by Rockoonz on Jan 24, 2013 21:28:15 GMT -5
I think Helen just called us poop heads
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