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Post by docone31 on Sept 10, 2013 16:12:47 GMT -5
What deep thinkers men are I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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robsrockshop
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Post by robsrockshop on Sept 11, 2013 21:51:04 GMT -5
Well I see no one has touched this topic so I guess i'll stick my neck out since it's already been severed anyhows.
In my mind........men are are no doubt genetically smarter than women. The crazy shit that comes out of my wifes mouth just really blows my mind at times. IMO the opinion that gravitates towards survival and not some idiotic mind trip that would take an alien lifeform to deduce is the correct answer. Probably the best conclusion would be a hand in hand type agreement......not too much testostorone and not too much lithium and we could derive at some sort of understanding. Then again the thought of ever getting laid again could've influenced my last thought.
We aren't the same and that's all there is to it. I admit.......most of my male friends think woman are crazy and so do I. There I said it. Plus 1 for at least being honest.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 12, 2013 10:01:04 GMT -5
I credit you for your honesty, Rob. And now your chances of ever getting laid by your wife again have gone way down, LOL!
Seriously (and I've said this before), men are not better than women, or genetically superior. We are just different. Vive la différence! Would you want it any other way?
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robsrockshop
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Post by robsrockshop on Sept 12, 2013 20:45:43 GMT -5
I credit you for your honesty, Rob. And now your chances of ever getting laid by your wife again have gone way down, LOL! Seriously (and I've said this before), men are not better than women, or genetically superior. We are just different. Vive la différence! Would you want it any other way? LOL thanks for being a good sport. In all honesty I really don't have any business calling anyone else crazy lol.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 13, 2013 9:55:28 GMT -5
Rob, I'm poking fun at ya! I try not to take anything too seriously. You can call anybody you want crazy, in my book...
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Post by catmandewe on Sept 13, 2013 14:20:43 GMT -5
Rob, I'm poking fun at ya! I try not to take anything too seriously. You can call anybody you want crazy, in my book... I didn't know you wrote a book! Gonna do any signed copies? Tony
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 13, 2013 15:35:12 GMT -5
Why, yes, Tony. I DID write a book. I'll bring a signed copy for you to Quartzsite next January. (It's full of all kinds of crazy stuff, LOL!) Just kidding. But with my life experiences, I betcha I could write a book. (My mom tells me I should write one - little does she know what I would be putting into it. I could just tell it like it is, wouldn't have to embellish or make things up, even.)
Don't know who'd bother to buy it, tho'.
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Post by catmandewe on Sept 13, 2013 20:31:17 GMT -5
If you write it I will buy one.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 14, 2013 19:53:26 GMT -5
I guess I better get started on it quick-like. Only got a few months time left!
(But I've already told you I'd give you a signed copy, Tony. For hosting and cooking at the Quartszite BBQ last year!)
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