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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 15:00:42 GMT -5
The weather in Atlanta has been good and Jim found some neat sh|t at the scrap yard. What, you say? What did he find??? Well, he could not pass up this jet engine for a cool Grant and to get it home he mounted it on his E350 passenger van. rockpickerforever will certainly wanna ride in this soon to be Bonneville salt flats legend. Just look at the bad@ss resto work he has done. Looks to me like his compressor is down. Jim the tires need air! Think of the babes when he is cruising in this super sexy chick magnet during a warm Hotlanta summer night. Chillin' like a villain with an adult beverage in the cup holder and the bomb stereo system thumpin' Tom Jones. Can't wait to see the heads spin around at the first local "show and shine". jamesp - I am in awe of your prowess. You got mad skillz man. And the vision to put them to work. Kudos bro' you have the fastest and most industrial #uck truck in all of Georgia! Angry bride approved I am sure. Jean ya gotta stay here in Cali, please...... oh.. and happy birthday!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 15:03:00 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on Apr 30, 2014 15:16:07 GMT -5
Scott, you are too much, lol. No worries, I'm stayin' put. The high humidity (can you say MUGGY??) in Hotlanta would make my hair curl.
Awesome rocket van, James. And Happy Birthday - again! Good call, Scott.
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Post by jamesp on Apr 30, 2014 19:26:27 GMT -5
I was bored. Have to keep busy. life was to slow so i thought i would speed things up a bit. I was jealous of Jim's(wampidy) propane cylinder truck and had to out do him. Think he was complaining about gas mileage ? He has no concept. Hoping the next time I put it to the floor it won't leave the rear axle behind. The G-force stretched my lips over my ears and saved my hearing. after being run thru the 'jive' www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi 'The Dialecticizer' - jive version I wuz bo'ed. Gots t'keep busy. Slap mah fro! life wuz t'slow so's i dought ah' would speed doodads down some bit. Man! ah' wuz jealous uh Jim's(wampidy) propane cylinda' truck and had t'out do him. WORD! Dink he wuz complainin' about gas mileage ? He gots no concept. Man! Hopin' de next time ah' put it t'de floo' it won't leave da damn rear axle behind. De G-fo'ce stretched mah' lips upside my ears and saved mah' hearing'. Or in my case, the redneck version ah was bo'ed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Have t'keep busy. life was t'slow so i thunk i'd speed thin's up a bit. ah was jealous of Jim's(wampidy) propane cylinner truck an' had t'out does him, dawgone it. Figger he was complainin' about gas mileage ? He has no corncepp. Hopin' th' next time ah put it t'th' flore it won't leave th' rear axle behind, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' G-fo'ce stretched mah lips on over mah ears an' saved mah hearing'. Elmer Fudd... I was bowed. Have to keep busy. wife was to swow so i thought i wouwd speed things up a bit. I was jeawous of Jim's(wampidy) pwopane cywindew twuck and had to out do him. Dink he was compwaining about gas miweage ? He has no concept. Hoping the next time I put it to the fwoow it won't weave the weaw axwe behind. De G-fowce stwetched my wips ovew my eaws and saved my hewing. Swedish accent I ves bured. Bork bork bork! Hefe-a tu keep boosy. Bork bork bork! leeffe-a ves tu sloo su i thuooght i vuoold speed theengs up a beet. Um de hur de hur de hur. I ves jeeluoos ooff Jeem's(vempeedy) prupune-a cyleender troock und hed tu oooot du heem. Theenk he-a ves cumpleeening ebuoot ges meeleege-a ? He-a hes nu cuncept. Um de hur de hur de hur. Hupeeng zee next teeme-a I poot it tu zee fluur it vun't leefe-a zee reer exle-a beheend. Bork bork bork! Zee G-furce-a stretched my leeps oofer my iers und sefed my heereeng.
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Post by jamesp on Apr 30, 2014 20:27:08 GMT -5
i like this bike
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Post by kap on Apr 30, 2014 21:19:48 GMT -5
What bike?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 22:04:39 GMT -5
ah was bo'ed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Have t'keep busy. life was t'slow so i thunk i'd speed thin's up a bit. ah was jealous of Jim's(wampidy) propane cylinner truck an' had t'out does him, dawgone it. Figger he was complainin' about gas mileage ? He has no corncepp. Hopin' th' next time ah put it t'th' flore it won't leave th' rear axle behind, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' G-fo'ce stretched mah lips on over mah ears an' saved mah hearing'. Fine said mah friend, cuss it all t' tarnation. ============ for your redneck benefit=============== Th' weather in Atlanta has been fine an' Jim foun' some neat sh|t at th' scrap yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Whut in tarnation, yo' say? Whut in tarnation did he find??? Wal, he c'd not pass up this hyar jet ingine fo' a right fine Grant an' t'git it home he mounted it on his E350 passenger van, as enny fool kin plainly see. rockpickerfo'evah will sartinly wanna ride in this hyar soon t'be Bonneville salt flats lejund, cuss it all t' tarnation. Jest look at th' bad@ss resto wawk he has done. Looks t'me like his compresso' is down, as enny fool kin plainly see. Jim th' tires need air! Fry mah hide! Figger of th' babes when he is cruisin' in this hyar super sexy chick magnet durin' a warm Hotlanta summer night. Chillin' like a villain wif an adult bevahage in th' cup holder an' th' bomb stereo system thoompin' Tom Jones. Cain't wait t'see th' haids spin aroun' at th' fust local "show an' shine". jamesp - ah's in awe of yer prowess. Yo' got mad as a weasel in a blender skillz man, as enny fool kin plainly see. An' th' vishun t'put them t'wawk. Kudos bro' yo' haf th' fastess an' most indestrial #uck truck in all of Geo'gia! Fry mah hide! Angry bride approved ah's sho'nuff. EDITED TO ADD:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 22:05:29 GMT -5
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Post by jamesp on May 1, 2014 3:45:02 GMT -5
Wish we could un Tom Jones songs thru the dialecticizer. Tom would glean down on us w/a grand smile.
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Post by ash on May 1, 2014 7:09:03 GMT -5
That rig looks like a good start to winning a Darwin award to me...just sayin
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Post by gemfeller on May 1, 2014 10:13:54 GMT -5
That jet van reminds me of the urban myth about the guy who supposedly attached a Jet Assisted Take-off rocket to his Impala and gave it a whirl on a deserted Arizona highway. I have a hunch the van at full power would hit the cliff face a lot harder. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JATO_Rocket_Car
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2014 11:01:45 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on May 1, 2014 11:13:32 GMT -5
Ha ha, I'm at jury duty, and the court has blocked the embedded Tom Jones songs... Darn, was looking forward to a little entertainment. Wonder if I can just go snatch one off YouTube?
Access denied, unsuitable for browsing and has been blocked. Oh well.
Well fry my hide!!!
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Post by jamesp on May 1, 2014 19:17:40 GMT -5
Tom is gleaning Scott is dancing Jean is frying james is laughing
It's a wonderful day.
I like " Yer so thrillen, an' ahs' so willin' "
odd how it converted "an eff'n mah wishes"
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Post by jamesp on May 1, 2014 19:20:08 GMT -5
Ha ha, I'm at jury duty, and the court has blocked the embedded Tom Jones songs... Darn, was looking forward to a little entertainment. Wonder if I can just go snatch one off YouTube? Access denied, unsuitable for browsing and has been blocked. Oh well. Well fry my hide!!! Read more: forum.rocktumblinghobby.com/thread/65487/jamesp-again?page=1&scrollTo=740931#ixzz30VrHO3M3Ha ha, ah's at jury duty, an' th' court has blocked th' embedded Tom Jones songs... Dawgone, was lookin' fo'ward t'a li'l intertainment. Wonner eff'n ah can jest hoof it snatch one off Yo'Tube? Access denied, unsueytable fo' browsin' an' has been blocked, cuss it all t' tarnation. Oh fine. Wal fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! Read mo'e: 'y321.proboards.com/thread/65487/jamesp-agin?page=1&scrollTo=740931#ixzz30VrHO3M3
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Post by jamesp on May 1, 2014 19:23:18 GMT -5
Scott, you are too much, lol. No worries, I'm stayin' put. The high humidity (can you say MUGGY??) in Hotlanta would make my hair curl. Awesome rocket van, James. And Happy Birthday - again! Good call, Scott. Ole Jeb, yer too much, lol, ah reckon. No wo'ries, ah's stayin' put. Th' high hoomidity (can yo' say MUGGY??) in Hotlanta'd make mah hair curl, ah reckon. Awesome rocket van, James. An' Happy Birthday - agin! Fry mah hide! Good call, Ole Jeb.
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Post by rockpickerforever on May 1, 2014 19:34:23 GMT -5
James, ahm thenken yer enjoying that 'Dialecticizer' waaaay too much!
Hey, Happy Birthday to ya!
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Post by jamesp on May 2, 2014 3:26:26 GMT -5
James, ahm thenken yer enjoying that 'Dialecticizer' waaaay too much! Hey, Happy Birthday to ya!
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