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Post by Rockoonz on Mar 18, 2015 22:00:32 GMT -5
This is such a touching story,.
The Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Post by jakesrocks on Mar 18, 2015 22:24:07 GMT -5
Damn !! Gotta clean coffee off my keyboard again.
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Post by mohs on Mar 18, 2015 22:24:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2015 0:15:33 GMT -5
hahahahahahahaha Thanks for the laugh. Jim
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Post by spiritstone on Mar 19, 2015 7:08:52 GMT -5
Jumped pushed or "Thrown" off the bridge. LMAO
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Post by Fossilman on Mar 19, 2015 9:18:58 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Pushed I would say-LOL..............
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Post by gingerkid on Mar 19, 2015 9:25:13 GMT -5
Oh dear. Thanks for the laugh, Rockoonz!
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Post by drocknut on Mar 19, 2015 18:48:21 GMT -5
ROFLOL
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Last Kiss
Mar 19, 2015 22:52:50 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2015 22:52:50 GMT -5
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Last Kiss
Mar 19, 2015 23:05:52 GMT -5
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Post by kk on Mar 19, 2015 23:05:52 GMT -5
Way to go. Thanks for the laugh. Had not been so mislead in a very long time. Great story leading to the puch-line.
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Post by mohs on Mar 19, 2015 23:09:18 GMT -5
That's probably a more appropriate Scott then my selection. "Last Kiss" is song that meant a lot to me listening to it has a child. It may be the first song i remember O --I must been about 6 years old. My head was just floating in breeze, man. It as always as stuck with me I use to rave about it through my teens and past to others. Then Pearl Jam re-did it and I was justified in my good taste. msotly
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