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Post by orrum on Jul 29, 2015 22:37:59 GMT -5
Issy go on a bust ur haid open n feed ya to the gators James!!!
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Post by rockjunquie on Jul 30, 2015 9:34:46 GMT -5
Some gator tail would be nice.  JK! I stand by my words. But, a welding helmet would be more appropriate. |
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Post by jamesp on Jul 30, 2015 14:03:57 GMT -5
Issy go on a bust ur haid open n feed ya to the gators James!!! Used to think the lady could not hurt me till she started watching those ID and Snapped shows on TV Bill. All she would have to do is wait till you ate and passed out on the couch. 3 pound sledge hammer and it's all over. Tie me off and drag me into the 3000 acres behind the house. Been two years since I have ever seen tracks back there. Seriously, a large deer carcass barely lasts one night, the coyotes eat everything except the skull and the horns. Ha, no worries, she needs the slave boy out on the back 40. Security by dependency LOL. PS Two of her great uncles were murderers, at least prosecuted for such. One a cop killer. |
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Post by rockpickerforever on Jul 30, 2015 14:14:08 GMT -5
Used to think the lady could not hurt me till she started watching those ID and Snapped shows on TV Bill. All she would have to do is wait till you ate and passed out on the couch. 3 pound sledge hammer and it's all over. Tie me off and drag me into the 3000 acres behind the house. Been two years since I have ever seen tracks back there. Seriously, a large deer carcass barely lasts one night, the coyotes eat everything except the skull and the horns. Ha, no worries, she needs the slave boy out on the back 40. Security by dependency LOL.
Hahahahahaha! Security by dependency! That's using your noggin, James!
There was a show/movie where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb. She cooked the murder weapon and fed it to the investigating homicide inspector. Be easy to get rid of evidence out there in south 40 3000.
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Post by jamesp on Jul 30, 2015 14:27:48 GMT -5
rockpickerforeverOne day I was putting roofing on the edge of the barn about 35 feet up and heard her mumble my name. Looked down and could not figure out what she had in front of her face, and she had one big eye. It was my deer rifle. Eye looking thru scope !. I keep it loaded. She was aiming it straight at me for a previous transgression. She said I levitated over and out of sight. She thought it was cute. Almost fell, she just laughing. The next day I was using that aerosol foam. That stuff does not wash off. I (innocently) asked her to throw a can up to me. She made a bad throw and the aerosol can came down and landed next to her-and exploded. She was covered in that foam, hair and everywhere. Took 2 weeks for that stuff to wash off her skin LOL. Ha, my turn to laugh
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Post by rockpickerforever on Jul 30, 2015 15:30:43 GMT -5
All's fair in love and war. He who laughs last probably does not get the joke laughs best. Paybacks are a bitch! (Let me see, anymore clichés? Nah, that'll do it for now.)
So how did you get the can to explode on cue? Just lucky? Or am I missing something?
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Post by jamesp on Jul 30, 2015 18:10:34 GMT -5
All's fair in love and war. He who laughs last probably does not get the joke laughs best. Paybacks are a bitch! (Let me see, anymore clichés? Nah, that'll do it for now.)
So how did you get the can to explode on cue? Just lucky? Or am I missing something?
The can explosion was just a well timed fluke. After it happened I understood the unlikely chance that she would have made such an accurate toss. And the probability of her not being able to catch it, but in her attempt she got close to the point of impact. I should have known better than to ask such a task. But after the deer rifle incident I did not have much sympathy. |
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Post by riverrock on Jul 30, 2015 18:27:53 GMT -5
The woman in the purple shirt looks like the woman in Carrie. Laurie Piper. She played Margeret White Carrie Mom.
Maybe you should put simination bullets in your gun. It's like paintballs but works in real guns
I watched movie where some red necks were cooking a leg , but they did not even bother taking the boot off.
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Post by jamesp on Jul 30, 2015 20:12:44 GMT -5
The woman in the purple shirt looks like the woman in Carrie. Laurie Piper. She played Margeret White Carrie Mom. Maybe you should put simination bullets in your gun. It's like paintballs but works in real guns I watched movie where some red necks were cooking a leg , but they did not even bother taking the boot off. Boot seasoning-of course, toe cheese, nail fungus, athletic foot fungus. makes sense. Funny you mention this boot detail. Paint bullets from now on, or transgression reduction even better. Another photo of said women, she was tough. First time I whooped her she was 15, a scrapper. She wishes she was Laurie Piper  |
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Post by snowmom on Aug 2, 2015 5:47:43 GMT -5
Used to think the lady could not hurt me . willie Nelson tells a great story about the time he came home /passed out drunk and his wife sewed him into the bedsheets, then began to beat him with a broomstick. never underestimate the mind of a PO'd woman. We don't get mad, we get even! Fun thread, I keep laughing- ( Go Denise) - happy wife, happy life JamesP.
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Post by jamesp on Aug 2, 2015 7:25:25 GMT -5
Used to think the lady could not hurt me . willie Nelson tells a great story about the time he came home /passed out drunk and his wife sewed him into the bedsheets, then began to beat him with a broomstick. never underestimate the mind of a PO'd woman. We don't get mad, we get even! Fun thread, I keep laughing- ( Go Denise) - happy wife, happy life JamesP.
Please do not give her any ideas Deb. The ladies mode of operandi does revolve around a theme of revenge. Thank God they usually have to get pushed hard before such retaliation is engaged. Best to push constantly just to the edge of such. Keeps their blood flowing. Plus, you guys stick together. Have heard "Go Denise" more than once. |
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Post by Pat on Aug 2, 2015 14:05:21 GMT -5
James says: Man, I am just not very pretty. I say: jamesp You are pretty enough! |
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 2, 2015 15:01:52 GMT -5
willie Nelson tells a great story about the time he came home /passed out drunk and his wife sewed him into the bedsheets, then began to beat him with a broomstick. never underestimate the mind of a PO'd woman. We don't get mad, we get even! Fun thread, I keep laughing- ( Go Denise) - happy wife, happy life JamesP.
Please do not give her any ideas Deb. The ladies mode of operandi does revolve around a theme of revenge. Thank God they usually have to get pushed hard before such retaliation is engaged. Best to push constantly just to the edge of such. Keeps their blood flowing. Plus, you guys stick together. Have heard "Go Denise" more than once. I have heard of superglue being used on certain body parts. The EMTs always get a chuckle out of those calls... |
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Post by jamesp on Aug 2, 2015 17:09:01 GMT -5
James says: Man, I am just not very pretty. I say: jamesp You are pretty enough! I see Pat wears glasses. That explains it ! I did not fare so well when my Californian cousin was in town. Rascal is a girl magnet. It was a fun time when he visited. I had a totally crazy girlfriend named Joy. He and his girl did not know how to take crazy Joy. They were mesmerized by her antics. They seemed more reserved than us LOL. His girlfriend was a respiratory therapist. She noted that I smoked and told me to take my shirt off and lay down on my side. OK She proceeded to slap the sides of my ribs with her bare hands so hard it left bruises. Hurt a lot. I coughed up a years worth of muck out of my lugs. Crazy Joy, 2nd from right. Sister is first on right. Not sure whose legs are whose  |
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Post by jamesp on Aug 2, 2015 17:10:32 GMT -5
no, not super glue @rockpicerforever, please
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Post by 1dave on Aug 21, 2015 21:15:42 GMT -5
Not sure which ones will look best, bigger covers up more wrinkles....  Man, I am just not very pretty:  I just HAD TO snag that selfie! |
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Post by jamesp on Aug 22, 2015 9:34:50 GMT -5
1dave, that is an angry looking dude. Don't know why I get so ornery looking when trying to figure out a problem. Be aware I am trying to figure out the deer cam, and not getting anywheres. This is the real James, with his Mom. She will tell you what an angel I am. You know they will say such about their beloved son.  This is the real Dave, note the aggression towards the poor cameraman. Hammer raised 
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Post by rockpowell on Aug 22, 2015 10:09:41 GMT -5
farm6.staticflickr.com/5631/20778557502_793f33a5ec_o.jpgThis is 1Dave fighting me from steeling his rocks. Out rock hunting 1Dave was throwing down some good rocks and he forgot where they landed but I did not -- So when he was done gathering up his rocks He forgot a nice one, later as I picked it up, claiming it and he was mad, and demanded I give it back, BUT I wouldn't give it back to him, I step back in the trees and watched him get the rock out of my bag. When we got to my house I was going to give it back to him, But could not as he had taken it back already, We have had many good laugh over this.
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Post by 1dave on Aug 22, 2015 12:40:33 GMT -5
farm6.staticflickr.com/5631/20778557502_793f33a5ec_o.jpgThis is 1Dave fighting me from steeling his rocks. Out rock hunting 1Dave was throwing down some good rocks and he forgot where they landed but I did not -- So when he was done gathering up his rocks He forgot a nice one, later as I picked it up, claiming it and he was mad, and demanded I give it back, BUT I wouldn't give it back to him, I step back in the trees and watched him get the rock out of my bag. When we got to my house I was going to give it back to him, But could not as he had taken it back already, We have had many good laugh over this. Proof The truth will out! |
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Post by 1dave on Aug 22, 2015 12:44:21 GMT -5
1dave, that is an angry looking dude. Don't know why I get so ornery looking when trying to figure out a problem. Be aware I am trying to figure out the deer cam, and not getting anywheres. This is the real James, with his Mom. She will tell you what an angel I am. You know they will say such about their beloved son. This is the real Dave, note the aggression towards the poor cameraman. Hammer raised That is the real Dave ( rockpowell took the photo), and Moms ALWAYS tell the truth about their little angels. |
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JK! I stand by my words. But, a welding helmet would be more appropriate. 
