Post by Sabre52 on Aug 14, 2017 16:02:40 GMT -5
Last couple of weeks have been just peachy. Old dude I shoot with came by to visit and somehow managed to run his big truck, at speed, into my garage and shatter the limestone wall. Then he gets to kick back while I have had to deal with idiot contractors and his dumbass insurance company and still no progress on my busted wall.
Then, I make a $30 purchase from Amazon and someone immediately steals my credit card and runs up a grand worth of charges in one day before I catch it. Contact the bank fraud department and after hours on the phone talking to computers, think I have it taken care of and new card being issued.
Two weeks later and still no card and running out of cash and tired of writing checks, I contact the bank and find the jerk I talked to never issued the card. Finally got the other card issued and the fraud dept advised me to get a separate card just for online use with a small credit maximum. So I go to the bank and do so, those aholes issue the new card and it has a $7500 credit line instead of the small $500 I requested for online use so is of no use at all. Spend an eon on the phone talking to computers, finally get a human who transfers me to another computer where I wait another forty minutes before giving up.
Talking to the bank computer system is just glorious. Imagine they were selling livestock and you wanted to sell a black horse. You phone their computer and say, " I want to sell a black horse" Computer responds" What color of cow do you want to sell". You respond, "I do not want to sell a cow, I want to sell a horse!" Computer responds, " Do you want to sell a brown cow, answer yes or no?" You respond, I want to sell a fuggin horse you fuggin ahole computer!!!!!" Computer responds, " "Please answer yes or no or return to the main menu." You return to the menu and it starts speaking to you in Spanish. That's pretty much how it goes *L*.
Next I phone my local bank branch, cannot get the gal who screwed up my new card and get a guys who says he doesn't now how to fix it. Please go to the bank and see them Monday
So, next I go directly to my bank and say please fix these problems. Manager says no problem and we sit at his desk an hour on hold with zero results except he says the paperwork was never sent to me to remove the fraudulent charges so they will appear back on my bill if "I" cannot fix it.. WTF!!!! the bank even puts their own managers on hold and will not talk to them about how to fix the problems so how on Gods green earth am I supposed to fix them? Spend another long time on phone listening to elevator music and finally give up again.
Final result. My banker gives up too and says the fraud guys and credit dept will phone me so I have to stay home two days to answer the hard line phone ( cells don't well work where we live) and start all over from the beginning with a new asshole banker who also will probably not know sh*t....MAN!!!!!!!!!! By the way, the bank apparently records these computer calls. I sure hope nobody too sensitive listens to my calls as they are gonna hear strings of cusswords more long and creative than they have ever before encountered...Mel
Then, I make a $30 purchase from Amazon and someone immediately steals my credit card and runs up a grand worth of charges in one day before I catch it. Contact the bank fraud department and after hours on the phone talking to computers, think I have it taken care of and new card being issued.
Two weeks later and still no card and running out of cash and tired of writing checks, I contact the bank and find the jerk I talked to never issued the card. Finally got the other card issued and the fraud dept advised me to get a separate card just for online use with a small credit maximum. So I go to the bank and do so, those aholes issue the new card and it has a $7500 credit line instead of the small $500 I requested for online use so is of no use at all. Spend an eon on the phone talking to computers, finally get a human who transfers me to another computer where I wait another forty minutes before giving up.
Talking to the bank computer system is just glorious. Imagine they were selling livestock and you wanted to sell a black horse. You phone their computer and say, " I want to sell a black horse" Computer responds" What color of cow do you want to sell". You respond, "I do not want to sell a cow, I want to sell a horse!" Computer responds, " Do you want to sell a brown cow, answer yes or no?" You respond, I want to sell a fuggin horse you fuggin ahole computer!!!!!" Computer responds, " "Please answer yes or no or return to the main menu." You return to the menu and it starts speaking to you in Spanish. That's pretty much how it goes *L*.
Next I phone my local bank branch, cannot get the gal who screwed up my new card and get a guys who says he doesn't now how to fix it. Please go to the bank and see them Monday
So, next I go directly to my bank and say please fix these problems. Manager says no problem and we sit at his desk an hour on hold with zero results except he says the paperwork was never sent to me to remove the fraudulent charges so they will appear back on my bill if "I" cannot fix it.. WTF!!!! the bank even puts their own managers on hold and will not talk to them about how to fix the problems so how on Gods green earth am I supposed to fix them? Spend another long time on phone listening to elevator music and finally give up again.
Final result. My banker gives up too and says the fraud guys and credit dept will phone me so I have to stay home two days to answer the hard line phone ( cells don't well work where we live) and start all over from the beginning with a new asshole banker who also will probably not know sh*t....MAN!!!!!!!!!! By the way, the bank apparently records these computer calls. I sure hope nobody too sensitive listens to my calls as they are gonna hear strings of cusswords more long and creative than they have ever before encountered...Mel
