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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2017 18:32:46 GMT -5
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Sabre52
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Me and my gal, Rosie
Member since August 2005
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Post by Sabre52 on Oct 31, 2017 22:14:35 GMT -5
BOOOOOOOOO! No kids here so's I gets to eat all the candy myself. Yum! I love Halloween.....Mel
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Post by amygdule on Oct 31, 2017 22:24:00 GMT -5
Fracking kids invaded my hood again.
Get off my Lawn!!!
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rockpickerforever
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RIP Jean Bradley, you are forever loved
Member since July 2011
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Post by rockpickerforever on Nov 1, 2017 0:27:07 GMT -5
A Peg-legged Halloween! A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe’en party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: “Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.”
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple!”
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Post by captbob on Nov 1, 2017 8:12:27 GMT -5
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