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Post by vegasjames on Oct 10, 2017 18:07:49 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5.... Postman?
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Post by rockjunquie on Oct 10, 2017 18:13:23 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5.... Postman? Good guess, but no.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 10, 2017 18:16:50 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5....
Yes, they do.
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Post by rockjunquie on Oct 10, 2017 18:18:21 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5....
Yes, they do.
Smarty pants!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 10, 2017 18:20:22 GMT -5
heh, heh, heh. <grin>
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Post by vegasjames on Oct 10, 2017 20:29:19 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5.... What, sometimes and never. Four letters in what. 9 letters in sometimes and 5 letters in never.
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Post by rockjunquie on Oct 10, 2017 20:40:44 GMT -5
What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has 5.... What, sometimes and never. Four letters in what. 9 letters in sometimes and 5 letters in never. Yes, it was a statement, not a question.
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Post by toiv0 on Oct 16, 2017 4:03:48 GMT -5
On that note, what is the longest word in the English language?
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 18, 2017 19:31:43 GMT -5
I was going wait and let someone else have a shot at it. Can't believe someone didn't try. EHHH! (buzzer sound) Too late, time is up!
The answer is obvious - SMILES. There is a mile between the esses.
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Post by spiritstone on Nov 8, 2017 18:56:59 GMT -5
A couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road. He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs." The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location. The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?" The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE
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Post by rockpickerforever on Nov 15, 2017 16:21:04 GMT -5
Italian Secret To A Long Marriage
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’
The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’
Giuseppe proudly replied, “I gonna go pick her up.”
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Post by jamesp on Jan 11, 2018 7:09:16 GMT -5
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Post by spiritstone on Feb 18, 2018 9:14:53 GMT -5
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Post by spiritstone on Feb 25, 2018 23:04:16 GMT -5
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Post by Fossilman on Mar 16, 2018 14:00:32 GMT -5
Put The Lime In The Coconut... Harry Nilsson.....
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Post by Fossilman on Mar 16, 2018 14:01:00 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on Mar 23, 2018 7:57:20 GMT -5
The best of intentions...
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Post by vegasjames on Apr 24, 2018 17:00:23 GMT -5
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Post by rockjunquie on Apr 24, 2018 20:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by vegasjames on Apr 25, 2018 6:28:07 GMT -5
So did you look because it said "nudists" or "stoned"?
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