Tommy
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Post by Tommy on Jun 5, 2017 10:50:37 GMT -5
It's good to see you posting jakesrocks Don. Sorry - I couldn't resist...
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Post by rockjunquie on Jun 5, 2017 10:51:57 GMT -5
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 5, 2017 13:58:11 GMT -5
Get that Montana Madman up your way Brother,he can wire you up right next to the recliner and gun...... No need Mike. I've kept a loaded .38 next to my recliner for the last 20 years.
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 5, 2017 14:05:48 GMT -5
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Post by coloradocliff on Jun 5, 2017 14:18:07 GMT -5
I think we need to send Helen over to be Don's caretaker.. Maybe I can't use my right hand anymore, but I can still shoot left handed. Ill load and feed you magazines..
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Post by coloradocliff on Jun 5, 2017 14:22:08 GMT -5
Glad to see you here abusing your friends and vice vesa than sitting alone in front of a damn TV> You belong here as much as you are able. Your old posts helped me and hundreds of other people. I thank you and tell you to spend as much time as you can with us. A jar of pickles is always better with a fiery Jalapeno.
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 5, 2017 15:04:04 GMT -5
Glad to see you here abusing your friends and vice vesa than sitting alone in front of a damn TV> You belong here as much as you are able. Your old posts helped me and hundreds of other people. I thank you and tell you to spend as much time as you can with us. A jar of pickles is always better with a fiery Jalapeno. But but but, I like jalapenos more than pickles. I'll spend as much time here as I can, but some days I'm too damned weak to do more than sit in front of the TV. Today I'm sharing time. Been sitting, going through boxes of slabs & wishing I could still cab a few. Oh well, that ain't gonna happen.
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Post by coloradocliff on Jun 5, 2017 15:44:27 GMT -5
Glad to see you here abusing your friends and vice vesa than sitting alone in front of a damn TV> You belong here as much as you are able. Your old posts helped me and hundreds of other people. I thank you and tell you to spend as much time as you can with us. A jar of pickles is always better with a fiery Jalapeno. But but but, I like jalapenos more than pickles. I'll spend as much time here as I can, but some days I'm too damned weak to do more than sit in front of the TV. Today I'm sharing time. Been sitting, going through boxes of slabs & wishing I could still cab a few. Oh well, that ain't gonna happen. Yep But you can still read all our BS and give it back to us. Sailor on !!!
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so muc
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know. And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Jun 5, 2017 16:52:36 GMT -5
lol
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1nickthegreek
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Post by 1nickthegreek on Jun 6, 2017 4:28:50 GMT -5
Awww Don, thats the $hittiest news I have heard in some time, I for one know it sill never be the same around here without you to fight with from time to time LOL!!! Anyhow, glad to see that you are still a salt old cuss like when we had our first fight here my friend. Keep your head up high man and stay grumpy, you've earned the right.
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Post by 1dave on Jun 6, 2017 8:44:19 GMT -5
Been sitting, going through boxes of slabs & wishing I could still cab a few. Oh well, that ain't gonna happen. I'm there myself Don. I'm dividing those slabs up, boxing them and sending them to friends that can still do something with them. Dave
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 7, 2017 19:15:08 GMT -5
Been sitting, going through boxes of slabs & wishing I could still cab a few. Oh well, that ain't gonna happen. I'm there myself Don. I'm dividing those slabs up, boxing them and sending them to friends that can still do something with them. Dave LOL There comes a time in our lives when we must begin getting rid of our tonnage of rocks. Been offline for a couple days, unable to log in. Don't know what was going on. Finally after playing with this damned computer for 2 days, (and being tempted to kick it across the room a couple times), it decided to let me log into RTH. Ran out of my happy pills a couple days ago, so haven't had much sleep. Hopefully my new prescription will be available tomorrow. Until then, I'm walking around like a zombie. Gonna try looking around the forum, and hope I don't get locked out again. Don
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Post by mohs on Jun 7, 2017 19:25:02 GMT -5
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 7, 2017 19:31:45 GMT -5
Hey Ed, how ya been ? Conservatives won, but the snowflakes are still bitching about it.
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Tommy
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Post by Tommy on Jun 8, 2017 14:15:33 GMT -5
Been offline for a couple days, unable to log in. Don't know what was going on. Finally after playing with this damned computer for 2 days, (and being tempted to kick it across the room a couple times), it decided to let me log into RTH. Sorry about that Don. It was my fault, not the damned computer Everything should be all smooth as a baby's butt again now.
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Intheswamp
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Post by Intheswamp on Jun 15, 2017 8:05:56 GMT -5
Hey Ed, how ya been ? Conservatives won, but the snowflakes are still bitching about it. Don, the snowflakes think that their agenda and ideas are the right and proper ones. If they are so blooming correct do you ever wonder why they wear masks and bandannas to hide their identities? Chicken, ah,... manure might be an appropriate title for them. I mean, if they think that they might get in trouble for what they are doing then they know they have the understanding of right and wrong...thus, they're admitting that what they are doing and what they "believe in"....is wrong. The snowflakes remind me of a small toddler that finds a bag of rat poison and is happily playing with it in the middle of the floor. Along comes a *responsible* adult and takes the poison away from the child....and the child starts crying like he's been whupped. The snowflakes are spoiled brats that don't know what's good for them...they definitely need their safe place...with a lock and key in the door. I know you've heard it before, Don, but thanks for standing in the gap for us...an American Hero. Take care, be ornery, melt a snowflake, Ed
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 22, 2017 19:42:19 GMT -5
Evenin all. Been a while since I was last on here. Been a rough few weeks. Been too weak to walk to the bathroom without help, much more sit at my computer desk. Finally starting to get some strength back.
Worst part is my little buddy Jake has been so worried about me that he's going downhill too. Poor little guy hardly eats, and is getting too weak to hop up in my recliner with me. I've completely lost all use of my right arm, so I can't help him up to sit with me. Breaks my heart to see my best buddy in such a poor state.Needless to say that this has me depressed. I see him sitting on the floor, looking up at me, and all I can do is reach down and scratch his ears and talk to him. I fear my little buddy will be gone soon. But it will fulfill my wish to be buried with his ashes beside me in my box.
Anyway, just wanted to wish my friends well, and warn the snowflakes that this ornery old goat is still kickin.
Don
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Post by rockjunquie on Jun 22, 2017 20:34:23 GMT -5
Just stick a board by you so he can get up the ramp. You two need to be together.
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Post by jakesrocks on Jun 22, 2017 20:55:24 GMT -5
Just stick a board by you so he can get up the ramp. You two need to be together. LOL. My wife went out and bought one of those fancy sets of dog steps. He refuses to try them.
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Post by orrum on Jun 22, 2017 20:57:05 GMT -5
Hey Jake you r loved!!! Doggy stair steps to your papa!!! Yea!!!
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