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Post by parfive on Sept 18, 2021 0:08:02 GMT -5
HankRocks Don't bother reachin' for the red card, Henry, the statute of limitations just expired.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 22, 2021 15:35:30 GMT -5
Pharmacist's Assistant Prescribes Laxatives to Treat a Cough
One day in a pharmacy, customers came nonstop with various complaints and symptoms. It was a really epic day for the pharmacists because they kept working. But, it was finally one of the pharmacists' lunch break.
The young pharmacist stepped out and turned his head left and right to stretch the muscles before entering a nearby cafe to have lunch. As he walked in, he was greeted by the sweet aroma of the food and coffee.
It felt refreshing to leave the pharmacy's commotion. The pharmacist sat down on a table close to a window as he placed his order of chicken and waffles with coffee, and ate his delicious lunch.
He returned to the pharmacy after his lunch break and found his assistant standing beside a customer. He remembered he saw the man walk into the pharmacy through the cafe's window across the road.
The customer looked tense all the while his assistant was addressing him. When the pharmacist asked his assistant what the customer wanted, he explained that the patient had a cough. The main problem was that the pharmacy couldn't help him because they ran out of all the drugs that could help with a cough. Because of this, the assistant prescribed laxatives for the customer.
When the pharmacist heard what his assistant did, he became furious, acknowledging that he should have let the customer go instead of prescribing the wrong medication. The two pharmacists continued arguing, and for a moment, they forgot that someone else was standing in front of them. The customer groaned in discomfort as he watched the two argue back and forth. The pharmacist couldn't stand the fact that his assistant was not apologetic and even tried to defend his actions. He told him that he could not prescribe laxatives to treat cough. He was about to walk away when he heard his assistant say:
"Well, of course, you can, Look at the customer. He's far too scared to cough."
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Post by mohs on Sept 22, 2021 16:04:38 GMT -5
Ha ha
Ya got CYA these days
social distancing, indeed
After 12 years of intense psychiatric counseling my therapist said something
that literally brought tears to my eyes
"no habla ingles..."
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 22, 2021 19:00:54 GMT -5
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ Can I like the above post 100 times?
I don't care who you are, that's funny!
I always wondered how well therapists listened.
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Post by jasoninsd on Sept 22, 2021 22:29:28 GMT -5
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ Can I like the above post 100 times? I don't care who you are, that's funny! I always wondered how well therapists listened. 
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 22, 2021 23:17:55 GMT -5
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ Can I like the above post 100 times? I don't care who you are, that's funny! I always wondered how well therapists listened.  Exactly! But worse, actually - after twelve years of intense psychiatric counseling, his therapist tells him, "no habla ingles." Boy, I'll bet that makes one feel special to hear that.
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Post by mohs on Sept 22, 2021 23:24:23 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 25, 2021 10:03:43 GMT -5
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
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Post by Rockindad on Sept 25, 2021 14:42:53 GMT -5
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. That deserves on of these Jean:
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Post by mohs on Sept 25, 2021 15:30:52 GMT -5
So three guys show up at the Pearly Gates of St. Peter
St Peter asks the first guy: 'how did you die? ‘
“ well I thought my wife was cheating. I sneaked home and searched everywhere. Finally I went out onto the balcony. I saw this fellow half dressed, sweating. In my rage I lunged at him! He escaped by leaping over edge and hanging from his hands.
I was so outraged I man-handled the stand-alone freezer & tipped it over the ledge at him. My clothing got caught on the freezer and over the edge I went with it."
“Ah said St. Peter “sad... but you should have controlled yourself better….no?
Now to the second guy. ‘How did you die ? ‘
“ well I was exercising on the balcony and this mad fool attacks me. I escaped by climbing over the edge & dangling from my hands. Then this maniac dragged a freezer over and was going to tip it over on me. So I let go. A bush broke my fall! Then the freezer fell on me. Killed me instantly.”
“tsk tsk tsk I’m so sorry to hear of your misfortune", said St. Peter.
Now to the third guy. “How did you die? “
“well imagine this. I was naked inside a freezer.... “
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 25, 2021 16:33:04 GMT -5
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Post by mohs on Sept 25, 2021 18:27:12 GMT -5
right on
I should have ended that with a
St. Peter rim shot ....
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Post by 1dave on Oct 7, 2021 19:34:49 GMT -5
This belongs in the Physics Section, but . . . [img src=" Gravity  " alt="Gravity"]
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Post by Pat on Oct 7, 2021 19:48:33 GMT -5
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!! 🤣
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Post by mohs on Oct 7, 2021 20:09:49 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 7, 2021 20:22:41 GMT -5
Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!! 🤣 I see you found the joke thread, Pat, lol. You can always find it easily by typing "joke thread" in the search box.
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Post by Pat on Oct 7, 2021 20:51:14 GMT -5
rockpickerforever. Not so. I typed Joke thread Jokes Using both upper case and lower case. I spotted it after someone just posted a joke. I didn’t spot the joke thread; the joke thread spotted me.  Must be another SEARCH area, or my joke didn’t make the grade.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 7, 2021 23:09:00 GMT -5
rockpickerforever . Not so. I typed Joke thread Jokes Using both upper case and lower case. I spotted it after someone just posted a joke. I didn’t spot the joke thread; the joke thread spotted me.  Must be another SEARCH area, or my joke didn’t make the grade. That's funny, the joke thread spotted you, lol. Pat, looks like I actually typed "Joke thread" into the Google search box, which is located at the top left side of the home page. Type whatever in, hit the Go button! Screen shots are from my (commie Huawei phone). I figured out how to resize them in cloudinary, but still having issues with the phone for pasting. So a brief stop in my desktop computer to paste the links. Whenever on RTH on my phone, I am always in desktop mode. Hope this makes sense.  ![]() 
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Post by Pat on Oct 7, 2021 23:32:49 GMT -5
Thanks, Jean. On cell phone, I am always on Mobile version. Desktop version too small on cellphone. I checked out your directions. Perfect. Must be in Desktop.
Also works outside RTH to just google whatever. Nice to have Google search in/on RTH. Thanks!
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Post by 1dave on Oct 8, 2021 11:12:06 GMT -5
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