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Post by Condor on Aug 29, 2007 19:02:17 GMT -5
Answer: Grace Slick was never much of a woman, and few ever heard her roar. Condor
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Post by Condor on Aug 29, 2007 19:15:26 GMT -5
I thought Alanis Morissette was God! You mean I've had it wrong since 1998? WOW! Now I'm really bummed! Lady B Answer: Many believe it was Eric Clapton. Alanis wasn't born yet. Maybe it's Fergie the dog. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Aug 29, 2007 21:44:51 GMT -5
now even i could believe in Clapton.......maybe.
when did music become God(like)? (trying to be as PC as i get.)
KD
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Post by Lady B on Aug 29, 2007 22:28:57 GMT -5
Alanis Morissette played the role of God in the outrageous film "DOGMA" released in 1998.
Music has always been associated with heaven--all those cute little cherubs with harps and the choirs of angels. I figure there's a great big jukebox up there and you can listen to your favorite without ever having to drop in coins or credit cards.
So besides cherubs, Seraphim, and Cherabim, what are the other 6 categories of angels and what distinguishes them--wing size or amount of draped cloth over their bodies?
Lady B
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Post by Condor on Aug 29, 2007 22:50:22 GMT -5
now even i could believe in Clapton.......maybe. when did music become God(like)? (trying to be as PC as i get.) KD Answer: When John Lennon made his infamous speech. Condor
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Post by Condor on Aug 29, 2007 23:01:12 GMT -5
Alanis Morissette played the role of God in the outrageous film "DOGMA" released in 1998. Music has always been associated with heaven--all those cute little cherubs with harps and the choirs of angels. I figure there's a great big jukebox up there and you can listen to your favorite without ever having to drop in coins or credit cards. So besides cherubs, Seraphim, and Cherabim, what are the other 6 categories of angels and what distinguishes them--wing size or amount of draped cloth over their bodies? Lady B Answer: 1. Hell's (depends on size of the biker), 2. Blue (depends on the jet they're flying), 3. Of the Morning (depends if it's an album, 8-track or CD, 4. Angels with Dirty Faces (depends on Edward G. Robinson's weight), 5. The Littlest Angel (Johnny Whitaker was a size small), and ........ 6. Anaheim Angels (too many players to know the amount of cloth used. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Aug 30, 2007 8:40:03 GMT -5
What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
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Post by Condor on Aug 30, 2007 19:40:55 GMT -5
What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow? Answer: Too slow. Too hot and dry in Africa to fly, breath, and "swallow." Condor
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Post by parfive on Aug 30, 2007 22:53:34 GMT -5
Can a swallow spit?
Rich
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Post by Condor on Aug 31, 2007 6:21:03 GMT -5
Answer: Not if it's in Africa Condor
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firewalker45
freely admits to licking rocks
Member since August 2006
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Post by firewalker45 on Aug 31, 2007 10:24:39 GMT -5
Oh mighty great one, he who ranks with the Oracle of Delpi. It is only you I would ask such an important question. Tell me, Am I as full of chit as I think I am? Daniel
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Post by Condor on Aug 31, 2007 18:09:56 GMT -5
Oh mighty great one, he who ranks with the Oracle of Delpi. It is only you I would ask such an important question. Tell me, Am I as full of chit as I think I am? Daniel Answer: You are not full of it. I do see thru my PC that your house, garage, head, yard, mind, and AC are full of rocks. Some are highly polished, others are have been there for awhile hanging with the round tuits waiting to be polished, and others are wondering if they are full of chit because you have not been paying attention to them. Condor
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Post by flintfish on Sept 1, 2007 11:31:15 GMT -5
This thread is great - I return to thank the great oracle of Texas, I don't think Valentino 46 was listenening when you told him what to do - I'm hoping he's read up inbetween times to try and break Casey this weekend. My fingers are crossed anyway. 'O great Oracle - What's the best way to ask the boss for a pay rise? Do I beg and grovel (not normally in my nature) or March in and demand to be paid what I'm worth?!?! (Although this tactic has an obvious pitfall!) lol Yours most humbly, Harry.
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Post by parfive on Sept 1, 2007 16:56:35 GMT -5
Is Diana the new Elvis?
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Post by BAZ on Sept 1, 2007 22:22:41 GMT -5
Do you think Flamenco guitar is as awesome as I do?
One other thing...
isn't that leftover Salisbury Steak in your fridge more than three weeks old?
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Post by Condor on Sept 3, 2007 11:59:11 GMT -5
This thread is great - I return to thank the great oracle of Texas, I don't think Valentino 46 was listenening when you told him what to do - I'm hoping he's read up inbetween times to try and break Casey this weekend. My fingers are crossed anyway. 'O great Oracle - What's the best way to ask the boss for a pay rise? Do I beg and grovel (not normally in my nature) or March in and demand to be paid what I'm worth?!?! (Although this tactic has an obvious pitfall!) lol Yours most humbly, Harry. Answer: Get your ugliest of your ugly clothes, dirtiest of your dirty underwear, don't shave for a couple of days, practice a "woe is me look" then on your day off, go hang out at a corner stop light where you know your boss is sure to pass by and see you. You will become a panhandler, and when he sees you, he just might feel sorry enough for you that he will give that raise. BEWARE.......there is a high probability that he may get jealous and fire you because as panhandlers go, they make more money than you and me on any given day. Condor
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Post by Condor on Sept 3, 2007 12:01:40 GMT -5
Answer: Diana is a former student of mine who borrowed $200.00 from us, and in the course of lending it to her my DW tripped over a curb as she was heading towards her. She busted her knee and it cost us a few grand to get it fixed. Diana is definately not the new Elvis! Condor
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Post by Condor on Sept 3, 2007 12:05:54 GMT -5
Do you think Flamenco guitar is as awesome as I do? One other thing... isn't that leftover Salisbury Steak in your fridge more than three weeks old? Answer: The Condor loves any kind of guitar music especially if it's acoustic. So yes Flamenco guitar is truly outstanding. Dang! So that's what that smell was. Better pull that meat out and give it to my Chihuahua. Condor
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Post by Lady B on Sept 21, 2007 10:27:13 GMT -5
How did this Thread--which is sooooo important to so many of us--get buried all the way down on Page 5? Surely there are still questions rippling through our brains! Condor, I can only apologize for my own shortcomings in not asking you more often those important questions in life. Will you accept my humbly offered apology? Lady B
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Post by Condor on Sept 21, 2007 19:39:50 GMT -5
How did this Thread--which is sooooo important to so many of us--get buried all the way down on Page 5? Surely there are still questions rippling through our brains! Condor, I can only apologize for my own shortcomings in not asking you more often those important questions in life. Will you accept my humbly offered apology? Lady B Answer: But of course. Anything for a Lady. Condor
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