adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Sept 21, 2007 23:00:27 GMT -5
How did this forum manage to gather so many good and generous people? In real life they are so scarce, but there are plenty of them here!
Adrian
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Post by Condor on Sept 21, 2007 23:12:10 GMT -5
How did this forum manage to gather so many good and generous people? In real life they are so scarce, but there are plenty of them here! Adrian Answer: Because they all "ROCK!" And because they ROCK, the must therefore ROLL. It's a worldwide thing. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Sept 22, 2007 7:37:35 GMT -5
Why is bacon so yummy?
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Post by Condor on Sept 22, 2007 9:06:35 GMT -5
Answer: Because it is not a politically correct food that is supposed to be good for our health. It is greasy, high in calories, and saturated fats, has lots of cholesterol, comes from fat, dirty, swines that roll around in the mud all day, and eat slop in order to get fatter. And, we love it that way. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Sept 22, 2007 12:22:18 GMT -5
Uh...should your response have made me as hot as it did?
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Post by Condor on Sept 22, 2007 14:03:43 GMT -5
Uh...should your response have made me as hot as it did? Answer: Only if dirty fat swines float your boat. Condor
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Sept 25, 2007 10:04:34 GMT -5
Why is it every time I go to clean the garage- I end up in the basement grinding rocks- is their some kind of 3rd dimension thing at work here?
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 25, 2007 11:24:07 GMT -5
wow, that happens to me everytime i take a load of clothes downstairs to start the washing machine.....yes, Condor, please explain this phenomenon!
KD
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Post by Condor on Sept 25, 2007 21:09:13 GMT -5
Why is it every time I go to clean the garage- I end up in the basement grinding rocks- is their some kind of 3rd dimension thing at work here?
wow, that happens to me everytime i take a load of clothes downstairs to start the washing machine.....yes, Condor, please explain this phenomenon!
KD
Answer: It's a tradeoff. If both of you would not be grinding rocks downstairs, or in the basement, then you would be grinding your teeth at night while you're asleep right next to your significant other irking the *%LL out of them.
Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Sept 27, 2007 13:50:14 GMT -5
what is the MOH of teeth?
KD
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Post by Condor on Sept 27, 2007 21:07:39 GMT -5
what is the MOH of teeth? KD Answer: 1. Baby New Year 2. Howard Cosell 3. Tim Curry 4. Jim Carrey 5. The Osmond Family 6. Gene Hackman 7. Jaws (from the James Bond movies) 8. Linda Lovelace 9. Freddy Blassie 10. Mike Tyson Condor
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Sept 28, 2007 9:18:14 GMT -5
OK a bus leaves Pittsburg traveling West at 60 Miles per hour- at the same time a Bus leaves Denver traveling east at 60 mph- now assuming no redlights or gas stops- how long will it take Stefan to cut up all that yummy rock he has piled up in his basement workshop?
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Post by Condor on Sept 28, 2007 19:29:23 GMT -5
OK a bus leaves Pittsburg traveling West at 60 Miles per hour- at the same time a Bus leaves Denver traveling east at 60 mph- now assuming no redlights or gas stops- how long will it take Stefan to cut up all that yummy rock he has piled up in his basement workshop? Answer: Unfortunatley it won't happen. Here is the reason. The Pittsburg bus is full of Steelers while the Denver bus if full of Broncos. When they meet, the Steelers hop on the Broncos, ride to Stefan's home, threaten him with lots, and lots of ugly football, then "steal" his rocks and ride off into the sunset on their buckin' Broncos. Condor
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Sept 30, 2007 8:38:34 GMT -5
I went again on the Danube shore trying to pick some other great pet woods, but the Danube's level has risen about 2 meters, ruining all my plans When will it go down again? Adrian
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Post by Condor on Sept 30, 2007 11:10:58 GMT -5
I went again on the Danube shore trying to pick some other great pet woods, but the Danube's level has risen about 2 meters, ruining all my plans When will it go down again? Adrian Answer: Right now the Danube is very happy because so much water is flowing through it. For now, you must wait patiently until the right moment when the water level lowers and you will have the Blue Danube. Condor
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Oct 2, 2007 10:42:41 GMT -5
HEHEhEE And Im near Buffalo- so all I'm gonna get is the Bills??
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Post by Condor on Oct 3, 2007 7:14:14 GMT -5
HEHEhEE And Im near Buffalo- so all I'm gonna get is the Bills?? Answer: That's all you get. Could be worse. Could've gotten Cowboys ridin' dem Broncos, and along with them you could've ended up with Terrell Owens, and (heaven forbid) Jerry Jones. Condor
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Silver Lass
spending too much on rocks
diagonally parked in a parallel universe!
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Post by Silver Lass on Oct 3, 2007 8:04:59 GMT -5
My question to you Oh wise One, will the pat's get their fourth ring? SilverLass
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Post by Condor on Oct 3, 2007 18:16:14 GMT -5
My question to you Oh wise One, will the pat's get their fourth ring? SilverLass Answer: No, because the whole world now knows about their secret to their success. (Peeka-boo, I see you.) Condor
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Post by Condor on Nov 8, 2008 7:43:08 GMT -5
By popular request, I am again available to answer your questions to whatever your thoughts may be.
Question (that you may all have): Why have I not been around to spread my gospel?
Answer: Because I took a sabbatical (or was that satanical)? to recharge my brain cells.
Condor
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