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Best joke gets slab

karenfh fully equipped rock polisher Member since November 2006 Posts: 1,495	Best joke gets slab Jul 23, 2008 0:59:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by karenfh on Jul 23, 2008 0:59:34 GMT -5 Thanks for all the jokes, I missed it! Dang! Keep your eyes on the contest thread, there will be a Nebraska challenge.
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Best joke gets slab Jul 23, 2008 1:48:25 GMT -5

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Post by 49er on Jul 23, 2008 1:48:25 GMT -5

Officer, this is how the fight started...
I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.
So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of
the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life...sometimes life seems like...
suddenly funny?
Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car
and I get out of my car.
He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to
me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I looked down at him
and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'
. . . and that's when the fight started...

Tigger freely admits to licking rocks The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers is I'm the Only One! Member since January 2008 Posts: 896	Best joke gets slab Aug 29, 2008 16:13:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tigger on Aug 29, 2008 16:13:35 GMT -5 I received the slab today and it brought along a few others. I'll post pics later but let me tell ya, They're Pretty!!! Thanks so much Daniel, the contest was alot of fun. Tonja
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