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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 1, 2005 21:15:57 GMT -5
OK, I took the pluge. I was sent (telepathically) instructions on how to build a simple tin foil hat. I may be killed for sharing this knowledge, but it is so absurd I'm sure no one will take it seriously (wink wink). I have 2 variations on usage of the power port system. As of yet, my experiments have not yielded a decision either pro or con. You be the judge. Experiment #1: I feel more positive about Experemint #2: For some reason, the tin foil appears golden in the photos. I atribute this to my goddess status. You be the judge. cookie
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Post by rockyraccoon on Feb 1, 2005 21:53:04 GMT -5
lmao - love it!
kim
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Post by docone31 on Feb 1, 2005 22:06:40 GMT -5
Cookie, you have to cover the back of the neck also. The chips are in the back molars! Also, it is a 9 volt battery you have to put your tongue on or it doesn't work. How does it feel? Can you feel less pressure and are able to think with out hearing yuppie politically correct thougth yet? It seems to be doing something though, your eyes are looking big.
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Post by BearCreekLapidary on Feb 1, 2005 22:08:53 GMT -5
Cookie ...
Definitely experiment #2
Oh yea...
John
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Post by sandsman1 on Feb 1, 2005 22:18:57 GMT -5
hahaha to friggin funny cookie
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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 1, 2005 22:52:36 GMT -5
Yuppies? PC? I don't need no stinkin PC! Yeah, I'm feeling good. Thank you, givers of the tin foil liberation. I'll find a way to completely encase my upper body before it is all said and done. And to think, I just had a one week vacation. NO FEAR!!~!
cookie
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Post by docone31 on Feb 1, 2005 23:15:31 GMT -5
Cookie, the only body wrapping is saran wrap. Only saran wrap works. The plastic neutralizes the neurochips in the vaccination points. They are little bits of nano tech chips that work with the filling chips. The electricals communicate with sleeper agents like Andy/Mark/Phred/Mandy who is not a drag queen today and together they file a report. Only a tinfoil hat with a full saran wrap works in conjunction with a 9 volt battery on the tongue. The energy from the 9 volt battery helps the tinfoil hat and saran wrap short out electricals spy-ware.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 1, 2005 23:22:09 GMT -5
OK Doc, you got a visual. Not enough Saran wrap in the Northern Hemesphere. ;D
cookie
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Post by docone31 on Feb 1, 2005 23:35:53 GMT -5
Cookie, you a little bit of a thing. Wouldn't take much wrap. Might even be enough left over to wrap a coupla sandwiches. I give you credit, you got Moxie. If more folks had the courage you have, the electricals wouldn't have the power they have. We wouldn't have to take the wiring from inside the walls, now the plumbing. We could just build an house, close the doors, shut the world out and have full freedom to feel, think, and create wonders. We could live in harmony with our world and not have to live with the disease of MORE. wouldn't that be great, to think, and feel and not worry about what others might do with it. Why, we could even think peace was possible, kindness was strength, compassion was an effective spiritual tool. I was reading in Time magazine in the dentists office where people who have been winning the Lottery qualify for Social Security Benefits. The qualifying syndrome is called Unexpected Wealth Syndrome. Look what the electricals are doing to us. We give benifits to people who never have to worry again while we bleed through our fingernails. Unexpected Wealth Syndrome. Gimme a break.
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Feb 2, 2005 9:07:43 GMT -5
Cookie- was that hat made shiny side in- That is where the Golden hue came from- Ohh and it is a 9 volt battery- But I will say this- I have my shop(ok work space) in my basement UNDER ALL the electricals- and it is more peaceful (of course with the 2 tumblers grinding away I can't hear a darn thing anyway!) Oh and I have a HERKIMER down there just in case!
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Post by krazydiamond on Feb 2, 2005 9:10:24 GMT -5
umm, i'd like a dose of that Unexpected Wealth Syndrome, please. is it contagious, can you get it like chicken pox? remember those parties your mother took you too?
"oh, Cindy up the street has the mumps, get your coat! Cindy's mom made a cake."
then you'd meet the other half of the neighborhood there and we'd all have to breathe on each other..if i'd known about the tin foil technology then!
Cookie i think you got something going there, definite fashion statement. maybe we need a tin foil hat building competition.
KD
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AgateHunter
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Post by AgateHunter on Feb 2, 2005 13:08:46 GMT -5
Cookie,
What stations are you picking up?
Thats too funny. ;D
Chris
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Post by hermatite on Feb 2, 2005 14:42:29 GMT -5
Dear Cookie... Please remit $69.95 for the replacement of my keyboard which is now ruined after I spewed my orange mango snapple all over it. I'd ask for some money for doctor bills too, but the juice coming out of my nose (cause snorting with laughter while viewing your photos) actually appears to have HELPED my sinuses.
Heeey...maybe you ARE a goddess! ALL HAIL COOKIE! GODDESS OF SINUS CLEARAGE!
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
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MichiganRocks
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Post by MichiganRocks on Feb 2, 2005 16:54:53 GMT -5
Hey Cookie, you're scaring me a little!
Ron
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phoenix1647
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Post by phoenix1647 on Feb 2, 2005 18:31:26 GMT -5
Thank you cookie..I sure did need a good laugh and you made it all possible... Are you standing on a rubber mat by chance?..something to consider..
Pho
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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 2, 2005 19:11:36 GMT -5
Picking up some station in another language "meep meep meneep meep" Whatever that means. I tried the nine volt but it wouldn't fit in my nose. I feel so peaceful, maybe i should play the lottery soon, after I've spoken to the oracle, of course. Let the tin foil hat competion begin! You will be judged on: a) appearence b) coductivity c) # of signals established in a given time frame. And, of course c) Swim suit compitition No, wait, I mean c) creativity. Show us what you got people! I'll dig around for a nice stone or slab as a prize. Sorry, I don't cab Are you up for it? cookie
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Post by Tweetiepy on Feb 2, 2005 19:21:23 GMT -5
Would you be willing to send the prize to Canada? or is it even worth it for me to try?
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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 2, 2005 19:25:46 GMT -5
I would I would. If you guys wanna do it, let me know how many are interested and we'll take it from there.
cookie
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Post by Tweetiepy on Feb 2, 2005 19:29:03 GMT -5
I would be willing too take off my tin foil hat and put on my thinking cap!
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phoenix1647
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Post by phoenix1647 on Feb 2, 2005 21:52:37 GMT -5
I was just talking about that to the wife before you posted!!!!..I willl be sending in my entry soon...
Pho
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