Joke thread !

Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian. (It was the least I could do for him!)

Rick...it was a TOTALLY different Dalmatian! Sheesh!  LOL


*Damnit! That's why I shouldn't be posting anything on the board when I'm exhausted! LOL

Did you hear about the two blondes that walked in to the bank?

You would think that at least one of them would have seen the door.


Do you hear about the two crackers that walked in to a bar?

One was a salted.

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

"Go get your Mother."

What's Irish and found in your backyard?






Patty O'furniture.

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